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Start with a few words, then narrow the search using these examples, inspired by recent posts on The Standard.

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unemployment statistics

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"data centres"

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Labour | National

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election -Trump

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(Labour | National) unemployment

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Words near each other
"coalition government"~5

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@title "data centres"

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@category politics

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@tags election

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Combine fields
@title election @body (Labour | National)

Require election in the title and either Labour or National in the body. A field applies to following words until another field or the end of its parenthesized group. @* switches back to all fields.

Which fields work with @?

The current index supports @title, @body, @author, @author_full, @category and @tags. @author_full lprent searches the same author text as @author lprent; it uses the same word-matching rules.

The date columns published_utc, calendar_day and date_added are numeric attributes used for filtering, date counts or ordering. They cannot be searched with @: expressions such as @published_utc 2026 or @calendar_day 20261107 produce a query error. Use the From and To (inclusive) controls for dates.

Likewise, use Content for posts, pages or comments, and the Categories and Tags checkboxes for specific terms. Their numeric IDs and content-type attributes cannot be searched with @.

For example, enter @title election, select Posts, set From to 2026-01-01 and To (inclusive) to 2026-11-07, then press Search. This combines the title search with an inclusive date range in the site’s time zone.

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When good ads go bad

· all_your_base

From Stuff: Details of a massive home loan scam targeting buyers in South Auckland have emerged involving former Westpac mortgate manager Amar Singh. (Hat-tip: Simon)

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John Ansell’s reverse Midas touch

· IrishBill

Oh dear. It started with Roger Douglas and now political ad-man John Ansell has got on board the ACT train to electoral oblivion as well. Ansell's most famous work to date is the National Party's racist iwi/kiwi billboards of the 2005 election but our sources…

act election 2008 humour

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Sabotaged truck under labour

· Tane

Earlier this week a reader drew our attention to Michael Hansen, a candidate in the recent local elections who drew 423 votes in Christchurch's Spreydon/Heathcote community board on the Sabotaged truck under labour ticket. Intrigued, I did a bit of digging, and it just gets…

humour

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Dream of sliding to work?

· Dancer

Google have just opened a new European engineering headquarters in Switzerland, according to a report from the BBC: "Dotcom companies were defined by beanbags and pizza but Google, a company that came to prominence after the bubble had burst, has taken that image to a…

humour news

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Yes, Pecan!

· all_your_base

Ben and Jerry's icecream endorsed Obama when Edwards pulled out. To celebrate Obama's win in Vermont, Slate recently ran a competition to name an icecream in his honour. The winner? "Yes, Pecan!".

humour International interweb

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Some free publicity for the NBR

· Steve Pierson

Speaking of humour, that joke of a newspaper the NBR has had a crack at us again. According to them The Standard is "a blog which tests Labour lines in advance". So much for the NBR's self-lauded connections: we don't test Labour's lines, we write…

humour Media

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Pythonesque

· IrishBill

According to the Herald some people marched down Queen Street against the Electoral Finance Act on Saturday. Apparently they were protesting the removal of their right to political expression, which was taken off them as of January first this year. Signs compared the government to…

election funding humour

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Moore than you can chew

· Mike Moore

Madness is a key ingredient in politics. Always has been. J'accuse. Far queues. I think, therefore I am. Martin Luther King went to the mountain top. I have been to Geneva. Good things ought not be rushed. Freshly cooked meat ought not be rushed. Masticate…

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Romney humiliates self, white people everywhere

· Tane

Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney's not the first aspiring leader to try and present himself as 'down with the bros', but this is truly cringeworthy. Stephen Colbert asks the question everyone's been wondering: More Stephen Colbert over at Comedy Central.

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Daily Show on financial news

· Tane

Jon Stewart had a good piece last night on why we shouldn't just trust the economic and financial "experts". People deserve better from the media than the dehumanising econo-speak about 'soft labour markets' and housing 'corrections' that dominates our Business pages, so it's good to…

humour Media

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With all the charm of Slough

· Tane

Paul from The Fundy Post has done a rather humorous review of John Key's holiday home in Success Court, Omaha Beach, as featured in the Herald on Sunday. Suffice to say he's not impressed: It is difficult to know where to begin. Here is a…

humour john key

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A photo finish

· Tillerman

I have glimpsed the future. I know how Election 08 will play out. It will be a thriller, going down to the wire. The election home straight, like that at Flemington in Melbourne, is a test of champions. In the end it is about class…

humour labour national

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Memo to all National Party staffers:

· Z K Muggletonspofin

Listen up guys and campers, there are some disturbing bits of info coming back from our 'plants' in the media world, including David F. I realise that the Labour govt are stuffing up to such big-time that I understand a little over-confidence is creeping in…

humour

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Party like it’s 1999

· Tane

If we needed any more reason not to let National take us back to the 90s, I think this might be it. Via nznationalparty on flickr.

humour national

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Looking for: whatever he can get

· all_your_base

In perhaps his strongest signal yet to potential coalition partners, John Key has set his Facebook 'Looking for' status to "Whatever I can get". Puzzled by the phrase "Whatver I can get" I looked it up in the urban dictionary: "A phrase popularly used on…

humour

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Headline of the Day

· Tane

Paris Hilton doesn't help drunk elephants I haven't read the article yet, and I don't think I will. With a headline like that who needs to?

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Latest Cosmopolitician on shelves now

· Tane

Thanks to the reader who sent us the latest edition of Cosmopolitican, a nifty little publication that did the rounds just before the last election. This month's edition has John Key as its coverboy, which sure makes a change from 2005 when old man Brash…

humour john key

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NZ Herald to investigate Nats’ funding

· Tane

Matt Robson's newsletter has a real scoop on the Herald's next propaganda campaign: NZ Herald investigation into large, secret party funding I have it from good sources that any day now the NZ Herald is going to launch a full, in-depth investigative report into the…

humour Media

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Chaos at National

· Eddie

It seems the suggestion of "Deutschland uber alles" as a campaign song has got National's General Manager Chris Simpson the boot. I also hear that there's no love lost between him and Judy and apparently it's a matter of madness. One of them thinks the…

humour national

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Political pants

· all_your_base

The website Twisted Twee is selling these babies nappies. The site warns "price fluctuates weekly depending on my swinging political opinion. This week Cameron pants are up."

humour

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Banks? Thanks…

· IrishBill

So you just had to do it didn't you Auckland... And a shout out to publicaddress for the clip (there are more here)

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A nice little earner

· Tane

I know the Nats are leaking all over the place, but this is getting ridiculous. From our homies over at Kiwiblogblog, here's a sneak peak of National's draft leaflets for 2008: Click the image for a larger version.

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Know your asshole footprint

· all_your_base

From Vanity Fair: Regrettably, some [people] are simply not aware of how large an asshole footprint they leave on the planet. Here, Vanity Fair offers a questionnaire that will help such individuals determine the size and breadth of their footprint. If you answer "yes" to…

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Conservative c0ck-up

· all_your_base

The Register reports that (link maybe NSFW) "a Tory blog has been penetrated by an act of classic web waggery after it leeched bandwidth via a picture used to illustrate a posting about party fees". Rather than host their own image on their site the…

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A message for DPF

· all_your_base

I just rediscovered Toothpaste for Dinner. Having narrowly recovered from a somewhat grueling experience reading this post over at Kiwiblog I thought I might just pass DPF a little friendly pictorial advice.

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