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Kill the young and kill the old – Vote ACT
In the best of Rimmer fashion .Indeed.
The Rimmer Experience – Red Dwarf – BBC – YouTube
Video for rimmer you tube▶ 3:39
yeah I’ve got two on right now just to be safe
Best example of why to wear a condom stands in front of condoms.
Ha I like it.
“The clowning decoy”
You too can prevent the spread of ACT-related sexual diseases.
Bloody hell I like that too.
Not content with ACT policy only figuratively fucking New Zealanders, Rimmer takes things literally.
All condoms and no sock.
See also:
“All hair oil and no socks”
and
Condom in a sock
The tick in the ACT logo takes on a whole new symbolic meaning
Rimmer denies himself last opportunity to receive applause (or at least the clap)
I hate poor people
Regret. My Dad didn’t wear any.
Being an ACT supporter must be a bit like being a condom: you think you’re going somewhere nice, but much of the time you end up covered in shit.
ACT: full of pricks!
ACT: full of dicks!
Or (a variation on a theme) – ACT: real dickheads!
First rule is to check the expiry date. I’m picking September 2017.
Shame he is a hologram …
The condoms are too!
Your womb is mine.
Solyent yellow.
Ask me how I know the French love the coq.
Juicebro!
(be warned, may contain nsfw links and the ew factor’s right up there)
Genetic fuck-up promotes Eugenics .
FAS face : “It’s a bit like we encourage recreational fishers ….. but we want catch and no release ….. in our war on the poor …… mans sperm”
Free high radiation cellphones for those on Welfare …. which as a design feature nuke nuts and fry eggs are another Act policy to help working new zealanders …… Increased cancers and a private health system could also be useful in speeding our transformation into a better bred society.
ACT: It’s not just our policies that are hard to swallow.
ACT: Whilst effective against pregnancies and STI’s – these condoms wont protect you against our policies.
Seymour unsure why Family Planning gave him so many condoms.
Two act party condoms were meandering down Queen st one night & they stop outside a pub, then one act party condoms says to the other act party condom lets go in this pub.
The other act party condom says why do you want to this pub?, its a gay pub, the first act party condom says yeah I know its a gay pub but I want to get shit faced tonight
The only politician with answers to New Zealander’s problems analyses is weekly condom allocation
Yes! There’s enough here to give two each to every member of the party!
Typical act, only small sizes.
A C–T
All ACT MP’s will be wearing these. Oh shit I’m it, where’s Banksie when you need him? Bring back the Brasch
Coffins to condoms, were fucking you either way.
Is this ACT’s idea of a lolly scramble?
Seymour looks out of line if not out of place; we already know he’s out of his mind.
Seymour pretends to pose and presents penis paraphernalia while pretending to be a politician promising progress and prosperity for the people but does not pull off the piffle; what a plonker.
Let’s do the timewarp agaain!
1.) Large crowds at the launch of new ACT CONDOM (Cuts Off Nads, Doesn’t Offer Money)
2.) Extreme right-wing goof ball takes selfie of penis
They tell me if I put them all over my head the world will be a better place
“ACT gets the big Tick from NIKE”
ACT and the dicks hall of fame.
ACT, all you are left with is a load of jism
Condomania what you get instead of a house
It will help with our policy of the poor breeding unnecessarily and keeping the rich rich