Caption contest

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   Media bias.

   A picture tells a thousand words.
2. 2

   Richie’s blood keeps our skin so youthful.
   1. 2.1

      +1
3. 3

   The only remaining devotees of the Paul Henry and Judith Collins fan clubs celebrate decision to merge and double membership.
4. 4

   This wine cost more than the a smelly students annual food bill …… Do you like it JuJu ?
5. 5

   How to spot Tory scum at rugby – they are not drinking beer…
6. 6

   The ultimate ‘selfie’: sellf-satisfaction, self-congratulation, self-gratification self-indulgence and self-righteousness
   1. 6.1

      you plucked the words right out of my brain….
7. 7

   Its hard to know who is more unlikable.
8. 8

   no amount of wine is gonna change that,

   they are still ugly inside and out.
9. 9

   A free press in action.
10. 10

    Bosom bodies
11. 11

    Friends with benefits
12. 12

    Mother and child reunion.
    1. 12.1

       genius 🙂
13. 13

    A symbolic partaking of Key’s blood.
14. 14

    ‘livin la vida loca?’

    ‘Nah, just feelin some Oravida!’
15. 15

    ‘She asked me to give her a good press and I did!’
16. 16

    Mean and nasty
17. 17

    “I asked the barstaff for a Tom Collins but got a bloody Judy”

    “I asked the barstaff for a Bloody Mary and got a bloody dick.”
    1. 17.1

       HA !
18. 18

    wine…check…pearls…check….swine!…check.
    1. 18.1

       +1
19. 19

    So many glasses so little class.
    1. 19.1

       So much time, so little wine!
20. 20

    ‘Jude darlin, how can I change my viewer ratings?’
    ‘Try taking me to the rugby game with you!’
21. 21

    (where is the missing hand though?)
22. 22

    [deleted]

    [lprent: Read the restriction in the post ]
23. 23

    Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right. Here I am, stuck in the twilight zone with Jude
24. 24

    Paul: “Christ, I feel like getting pissed !!! All my hopes and dreams have been torn to shreds as my popularity rating continues to tumble in near freefall….. You ?”

    Judith “Same.”
25. 25

    The bold bald and the bootiful beautiful in mutual-promotion photo shoot.
26. 26

    Last time i trust those date web sites. No one ever shows their true picture
27. 27

    ‘

    Who’s watching the rugby when there’s all this new, lovely Oravida shiraz, aged to perfection in swamp kauri barrels?
    1. 27.1

       “What! ‘The people can’t afford milk’ you say?”
       “No worries! Let them drink my wine, I say!”
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    Very
    Ignorant
    People
29. 29

    hughy and ralph
30. 30

    And the winner of the most forced smile is…..
31. 31

    Oh dear! The things the crazies and the capitalists do to get some publicity, any publicity! Shows the state of our modern ‘democracy’, ‘free press’, honest journalists’ and ‘trustworthy politicians’!
32. 32

    Well now we know that Henry is a totally unbiased commentator. Everything he says on Radio and TV is completely and utterly truthful and without a shadow of political bias. It’s so nice to have that confidence in our media.
33. 33

    Dopplegangers
34. 34

    We both don’t mind shafting you all…. It’s kinda fun
35. 35

    Judith – reduces Paul Henry to worshipful silence.
36. 36

    Notice the All Black match is going on while this selfie is taken.
    Pity their tickets weren’t there for people actually interested in the game, not themselves.
37. 37

    Corporate box for Psychopaths deemed a success.
38. 38

    There’s a Tinder App for Undateables??
39. 39

    The hopeless and the hopeful
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    Just a little cheeky and pretentious … You figure out which is which….Cheers
41. 41

    Punch and Judy.
42. 42

    Pinot noir et bêtes noires.
43. 43

    Look! Mitosis!
44. 44

    Yep! When you’ve had too much to drink you suffer from double vision.
45. 45

    The hunt is on to find couple being blamed for a string of All Black losses.
46. 46

    Real life thunderbird puppets found in New Zealand.
47. 47

    We hate poor people.

    And we can’t see too well either.
48. 48

    Proof than Darwin needs Marx for a decent ending.
    Or why sick bags are also provided in Business class.
49. 49

    Independent.
50. 50

    A secret PPP revealed.
    [Public Private Partnership]
51. 51

    A carefully planned rendezvous
52. 52

    Judiths require a lot of responsibility…

    – Keep your Judith out of bright light
    – Don’t get your Judith wet
    – And most important of all, never ever feed your Judith after midnight
    1. 52.1

       hah !

       She does remind me a little of Greta from Gremlins 2
53. 53

    NASA release first pictures of two Black holes in close orbit.
54. 54

    “and he’s suing the bastard …. clink”
55. 55

    Dirty Politics? Never! We are in the SkyCity corporate box planning the glorious smear campaign overthrow of democracy reign of Cthluhu 2016 policy platform in order to “help” all the little people running round below us
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    would you feed these two a burnt sausage?
57. 57

    Paul, if you’re a Dick does that make me a shit?
    1. 57.1

       Standing ovation for you!!
58. 58

    When aren’t we quaffing the PM’s pinot?
59. 59

    I hear Sesame St has higher ratings…..
60. 60

    Ignoring the action.
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    “The glasses are half full /cut fill up my bank account Lovers for ever “
62. 62

    ‘Your not you when your hungry ‘
    The power of snickers.
63. 63

    Look at us WE went to Specsavers
64. 64

    Eden park, the only place both their ego’s could fit.
65. 65

    Burke & Hare…..
66. 66

    Arms length?
67. 67

    The eyes are the windows to the soul, I mean hole.
68. 68

    Cameron Slater joins us later
69. 69

    Paul Henrys long lost twin.

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