Caption competition

Written By: the sprout - Date published: - 40 comments
Categories: caption contest, greens, humour

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40 comments on “Caption competition”

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    Jeanette: “Ooops, sorry, that just squeaked out”

    Russell: “And we’re supposed to be campaigning AGAINST excess gases”

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        been up there – in the carbon layers – and knows, see. The only thing beings can do is lie up there.. and it’s catching.. cos when they come down they lie standing up..

    1. 8.1

      Whoah that is a spirited and witty defence against the suggestion Russel is arrogant. Who ever said Greens have no sense of humour?

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        whats funny is you judging someone based on a still image of them in the act of looking , a fairly harmless act some may have thought.

        But as turtling has thankfully pointed out, it is a tell all sign of ones persona.

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    “It’s okay Rusty, we planted Melissa in the National Party years ago. She’ll deliver you enough votes to win”.

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    Carried away for a moment by his new persona and eager for material to impress his new National Party friends, Russ the Muss edges imperceptibly backwards and positions himself for a glimpse at the fabled and elusive Fitzsimmons cleavage….

    1. 12.1

      ak – that is some magic pervy-theory you have there. Cleveage perv from behind the shoulder while standing up in a crew neck top & jacket.

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    Having supported the EFA so strongly Russel found himself unconsciously checking for an appropriately worded authorisation statement as soon as Jeanette started talking.

    1. 14.1

      (All right, that’s enough: the reasonable arguments were one thing, but now you’ve gone too far. Grammatically perfect, mildly amusing, no spelling mistakes and not a retrospectively validated in sight. Whoever you are, kindly desist from your cruel impersonation of burt at once: very disconcerting to us older folk….)

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    Jeanette: Did I say that out loud? Hope he didn’t notice…

    Russ: Did she just say “smarmy”? Nah, musta been “charmy”. Heh, I am pretty charmy, aren’t I.

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    Jeanette: Don’t worry Russel, the Standard won’t stoop so low as to run a stupid caption competition.
    Russel: Things have been getting a little bit grey recently…

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    Jeannette, can’t wait till you’re gone so I can turn the Green Party into a right-wing support party for the Nats.

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    Not much longer need I hold this face. Soon the old fool will be gone, then you’ll be mine my pretty, all mine.

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