Caption competition

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Via a bemused Lyndon Hood:

key-milking-cow

68 comments on “Caption competition”

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  1. 1

    I might not be able to hammer a nail, but I’ve spent 30 years milking a teat for all it’s worth.

    1. 2.1

      Perhaps a fish-eye lens enlarging Key’s head. It looks distorted in other areas: curves on what look like straight edges etc.

      1. 2.2.1

        God I wish there was video of this. Having seen him flouncing around with a hammer, there’s no way he would be capable of milking a cow without making a right fuckwit of himself.

    3. 2.3

      The footage of Key with Sth Korean PM tonight on 3News looks like the source for that inane smug grin .. shaking hands across the table with their PM … pretty sure it’s the source, and a real fun someone did the rest today !

  11. 11

    “Look at me, look at me! In just six short years, I have tuned Nuslund into a lovely land of milk and bullshit!”

  15. 15

    What an udder disgrace we having been pulling Northlanders tits for over 70 years and now thanks to Peters we are serving up pork to these ungrateful country hicks.

  22. 22

    In the auditions for All Creatures Great and Small Deux, Keys fails abysmally on the grounds of never being great creature and not accepting his small penis syndrome….

  23. 23

    Generilisimo Keys buries the hatchet with Pete The Ego George with a handshake, no hard feelings…

  25. 25

    The cows complained on mass, we have feelings you know,,,,,,
    Which of you two human scum let rip?
    Its totally disgusting!

  29. 29

    Keys defies critics who said he was up to his neck in shit, look only up to my feet!
    Ha!
    Feel My Power!

  31. 31

    One week pictured with pigs, this week cows, whats next week?

    Well the worst PM…………………….. your own MP’s

  34. 34

    Oooh orivida, orrivida! (Dribble and spittle spilling out the side of his mouth!)
    Your turn now numbnuts!

    Milk brothers! Milked the country ……

  37. 37

    Ok fellas now I have got my Green Credentials,,,,,shove all this green effluent shit into the harbour,,,they will never know…suckers…

    Gawd I love this dictatorship, I mean elected postion

  38. 38

    At the top secret GCSB spy school,Furher Keys congratulates his top agent for services in the field….

  49. 49

    ThePullerKey – “(Cocktail party grimace) – I’m the 5th tit……”

    Not of rural/dairying roots……have I got that right ?

    Love the hair though……pretty yellow bloom……(falsetto) “I’m ivayyyylible…….”

  53. 53

    “Nah mate, I can’t be bothered with that shit – Jason photo-shopped me over Judith – shape of things to come eh 😉 Yeah, don’t tell the whale for chrissakes…”

  54. 54

    A towny twit pulling some terrified tits and smiling smugly about it on Crosby/Textor camera to fool numerous New Zealand numbnuts some more.

  55. 55

    John Key pays visit to actual source of own bullshit.

    “I was getting low so I thought I pop up and fill up the limo. I owe a lot to these guys. Not that I pay them any more than I legally have to. I operate within the law.”

  56. 56

    I’m getting down and dirty with our wealth creators. I’ll stand in the cow poo with the best of them, because I know the old saying ‘Where there’s muck there’s brass’. And because I’m a showman I’ll sing you Tom Lehrer’s Pollution song.

  57. 57

    I never thought I’d be fumbling so low with tits like these. (Gives awkward smile.) Still it’s a dirty job and a PM with Crosby Textor managing the show has to do the hard stuff as he’s told.

  62. 62

    “In just a few moments I’ll be able to reveal some of the new jobs being created in Northland…”

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