Caption competition

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Courtesy of Bryce Edwards. (See also here, here, and the truly horrifying here.)

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49 comments on “Caption competition”

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  12. 12

    Seconds after this picturesque shot, john’s club swung back on an arc, struck him on the head knocking him to the ground and fatally injuring him. Golfers should take notice of this sad event. Stance is everything, and balance, and unfortunately John had swung too far to the Right.

    (My captions always grow beyond the few words intended at the start.)

  13. 13

    Not a caption but still funny

    “This crowd has gone deadly silent, a Cinderella story outta nowhere. Former greenskeeper and now about to become the masters champion. Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac… It’s in the hole! It’s in the hole! It’s in the hole!”

    ok still not a caption but even funnier

    “So I jump ship in Hong Kong and I make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas.”

    “A looper?”

    “A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I’m a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald… striking. So, I’m on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one – big hitter, the Lama – long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga… gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he’s gonna stiff me. And I say, “Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.” And he says, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.”

  14. 14

    “My boy, the 220 pounds iron pumper, the ‘builder of scores of bridges over troubled waters’, O for Orsome, will get, at the end of the day on the 28th, a h0le, in one, just like this drive will. Mark my words!!….

    …and Oh, listen up! I’ll say it again with a straight face, ‘Winston has zero, nada, zilch chance of winning!’…The proof of the pudding will be in the troty and the three way handshake. It is all as clear to me as muddy mud!…

    …Come over here pronto quick, Joyce, Osborne, Bridges, Maggie, Paula, Paula’s staffer, Chris, Nikki, Alfred, Amy, Sabin, Cosby, Textor, Penguin and English….get off your undeserving luxury limousines and come and help carry my bags and balls up the hill and down the valley, you bloody useless double dipping pretentious underclass!

    Now just shut up and watch my shot!”

    weeeeeeeeewhoops!

    1. 14.1

      @Clemgeopin
      (I put up some information on Crosby Textor in Brit and it appears that it’s a case over there of Cameron carrying Crosby’s golf clubs. It’s not Bing Crosby, it’s King Crosby.)

      Caption –
      Blue skies shining on me is how it looks in this photo. But the pressure’s affecting my swing! I think after Northland I’ll do a Putin and shove off for a week to my homeland and heartland overseas.

  21. 21

    This is my 5-eye belt buckle.

    The report had too many pages for me to be stuffed reading it, so was the chapter on club grip.

  24. 24

    “The hammer failed. We all know that. Let me try again with my secret weapon, this five iron club. Pass me the nail, Ozy! No, not the polish, you dork!”

  30. 30

    Oops another missed hold. OOoooh Barack you play golf soooo well. Would you like your shoes polished or another TPPA like agreement signed? Maybe we could sell you the rest of New Zealand?

  33. 33

    Bugger, I forget what I scored on the last two holes. I’ll just put a birdie for both. The handicapper will never know. that’s the best thing about playing on your own.

  35. 35

    “Left Wing” Club breaks ranks and risks all with an impromptu attack on CEO Keys which he has difficulty fending off

  38. 38

    Fruit Fly attack, angers Generilisamo Keys, so much so he produces his own light sabre to fight back!

    Take That Evil Fruit Fly!

  41. 41

    BMW Execs in Munich are horrified, that their logo hanst been photo edited out and all they can see is a Class A Arse in Full Swing

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