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Open Mike 26/05/2026

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54 comments on “Open Mike 26/05/2026 ”

    • Bearded Git 1.1

      So, as I said the other day, apart from being profoundly undemocratic and massively pro-developer, the fast-track process has also proven to be overtly corrupt.

      It must go on November 8.

  1. Dennis Frank 2

    Establishment folk doing normalcy as usual: https://apnews.com/article/scotland-embezzlement-murrell-sturgeon-94dd4f5705fd11e31d6c21b6514f01cd

    Peter Murrell, 61, who was remanded into custody in the High Court in Edinburgh after his plea, admitted using party funds to buy a high-priced motorhome, two cars, including a Jaguar, and luxury goods, including Bremont watches and household items that included two toilet seats.

    Nationalism corrupts, just like communism. Absolute power is absolutely cool when you get it, so work the system well when you get there!

  2. Dennis Frank 3

    Heard on MR just now Hipkins telling Ingrid that Labour are conservative. Thought of all the keen Labour folk who believe that Labour are progressive choking on their cornflakes, toast or coffee. Hope the emergency deparments don't get choked up with casualties. Loose lips sink ships, and Labour must sail thro these storms of fate…

    [I listened to the interview which I think you were meaning and I didn’t here anything of the kind. So, provide the link and time stamp of where Hipkins allegedly said that and give a little bit of context. You’re in Pre-Mod until you comply – Incognito]

    • Incognito 3.1

      Mod note

      • Dennis Frank 3.1.1

        Okay, have listened to the interview again online, and it happens around 6'50" in, where he refers to how they do their economic policy implementing – conservatively.

        Clearly his intent is to provide reassurance. I made a wry comment on how that may induce emotional responses in some listeners. No big deal…

        [The Q from the interviewer was about Labour’s policy of three free GP visits paid for by CGT and the [Labour’s] assumption that property prices will go up over the next 4 years, which is the Budget-forecast period. The interviewer queried the calculations on which the policy is based, given the flatlining of property prices at present. Hipkins replied:

        “We set them very conservatively at a 3% long-run average for property price growth which is below the sort of big spikes that we’ve seen over the last few years and, you know, they’re pretty conservatively set.”

        So, your version is misleading BS, as was your first comment.

        You didn’t provide a link, as requested (https://www.rnz.co.nz/national/programmes/morningreport/audio/2019036611/weekly-interview-with-opposition-leader-chris-hipkins).

        You speculate, rightly or wrongly, on Hipkins’ intent when he was answering a specific Q regarding a specific Labour policy. You speculate how Hipkins intended to induce an emotional response in some listeners when he was factual and concise about a technical aspect of the policy.

        You claim that your misleading BS is no ‘big deal’. I beg to differ, because: 1) it’s Election Year, and 2) you’ve a bad habit of making misleading, confusing, and incorrect comments.

        Since it won’t be big deal to you, take 3 weeks off – Incognito]

    • covid is pa 3.2

      Dennis Frank has a tendency to make things up as I also heard the interview and Hipkins said no such thing.

      • AB 3.2.1

        The silly thing is that there's a good case for the left to style itself as 'conservative'. Because, as the real champions of freedom, we want to conserve and protect what is most human in us all from the destruction and depravity of markets that are unrestrained by any collective sense of social purpose. And this conservatism appears to be 'progressive' only because the status quo, despite being such a radical and revolutionary departure from most of human history, is viewed as normal.

        For the left to claim the ground of conservative champions of human freedom against authoritarian forms of economic control, might be a useful upending of conventional platitudes.

      • greywarshark 3.2.2

        Thanks Incognito to ensure we are getting the facts and not suppositions.

        And as for Dennis F making things up; according to someone else, he probably can detect the truth behind the word salad, but he definitely should point out what he is concerned about – not present his ideas as stated fact. So don't water down your good lines of thinking so we look at your stuff with doubt DF. I want to keep on reading your comments helping the discussion.

  3. Drowsy M. Kram 4

    New Ipsos issues survey shows Labour most trusted to fix 7 of the country’s top 10 problems [careful now Stuff, 26 May 2026]

    On the 'wrong metaphors sink ships' front:

    Willis' Way [aka Slip Slidin' Away]

    Regrets, I've had a few,
    But then again, no boats to mention… Move-On!

    But I’m getting ahead of myself. Before Nicola let slip what she really thought of those in social housing, revealing how utterly out of touch she is, the government had already decided to make these changes. Amid a cost-of-living crisis, with people struggling to pay for rent and food, they decided to take money from some of those who are doing it hardest.

    https://nickrockel.substack.com/p/few-regrets

    We've only gone and bloody found it, Nicola – accommodation fit for a Lotto winner – this one will fetch a pretty penny! Still wondering who the real winners are?

    The state homes on the market as part of Kāinga Ora’s ‘turnaround plan’ [The Post (paywalled), 21 March 2026]

    • greywarshark 4.1

      A great way of incentivising state house tenants obviously would be to hold a contest for the most well done artistic event on their front outer walls. They would have to have a written explanation of what they were trying to portray, so mind and skills would be fine. And they should be signed by their own logo. And be given a drop in their rent for a while, or get some repair done needed. Try a different approach than the boss authoritarian to the low-life.

      But look back to work already done in NZ by thoughtful planners- stop playing at being wise planners, behaving more like children on skateboards. Grow up politicians of the Right and the Left also the various bubbling hot pools steaming around the perimeter.

      Dr Morgan Williams while NZ Parliamentary Commissioner for the Environment 1997-2007went with a team to Brazil, and learned about Curitiba city in the north. They had better ways of helping out and rewarding the poor for advancing aspects of the city there. We just go in for class-superior, brute force and derision – so diminishing our culture both at the top, well-educated, wealthy level and at the bottom being treated with the class contempt that was always there, just partly hidden, overlooked.

      Workshop in Christchurch 2003 with Jaime Lerner, Mayor for many years of Curitiba, Brazil. http://archived.ccc.govt.nz/Council/Agendas/2003/November/UrbanPlanning/UrbanDevelopmentStrategy.pdf

      Earlier, in June 2002, there had been a paper formulated in NZ, by the PCE: 'Creating Our Future – Sustainable Development for New Zealand'- https://pce.parliament.nz/media/ellgl2cm/creating_our_future.pdf

      July 2002 – https://livingheritage.lincoln.ac.nz/nodes/view/6189 …Dr Williams will also touch on the reports from a group of Kiwi fact-finders who recently visited the Brazilian city of Curitiba, a 300-year-old settlement that has managed rapid growth over the past 30 years by maintaining a sharp focus on the needs of its people, good planning and mobility…

      Another link worth glancing at: September 2002 1. Purpose 2. Tranz Rail Issues Greater Wellington — Te Pane Matua Taiao https://www.gw.govt.nz › 2002_571_1_Report .It is interesting to reflect on the Dr Morgan Williams presentation on Curitiba with its bus based passenger transport system and the strong light rail bias …

      Dr Williams himself – https://www.eianz.org/membership-information/dr-j-morgan-williams-hfeianz/dr-morgan-williams-hfeianz

  4. Dennis Frank 5

    Apparently it was meant to be a horse-faced duck: https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/politics/election-2026-labours-chris-hipkins-says-barbara-edmonds-right-to-apologise-for-calling-nicola-willis-duck-faced-horse/PKLZCDD5R5BEZP3NQVFKZN5ACU/

    Hipkins didn’t believe the MPs’ language in the audio was a reflection of how they generally spoke in private settings.

    Dunno if sheeple will find this reassuring. It's as tho he thinks it was a random brain fart that somehow shot out the side of her mouth due to her being in public at the time.

    Could happen any time, eh? Others will opine that the imagery is accurate, so who the hell cares anyway? It's not as if a horse's arse got mentioned, so take it easy & relax.

    • Dennis Frank 5.1

      Gosh, looks like the media have discovered hypotheticals are fun:

      As to whether Hipkins would rather fight the 100 duck-sized horses or a horse-sized duck, Hipkins said he wouldn’t get into it.

      https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/politics/election-2026-labours-chris-hipkins-says-barbara-edmonds-right-to-apologise-for-calling-nicola-willis-duck-faced-horse/PKLZCDD5R5BEZP3NQVFKZN5ACU/

      I lack their confidence that sheeple will be able to grasp such rarified concepts. We may get vague irritation and grumblings about intellectuals emanating from the milling crowd. Hipkins had a go at a team member to deflect the media:

      “Greg O’Connor is still a member of our team, and I back him in the fact that he’s a member of our team, but I disagreed with what he said at the meeting.”

      The relic Herald chappie doesn't tell us why though. Probably thinks any reason H may have for doing so lacks public interest. Nod's as good as wink to blind horse…

    • Jimmy 5.2

      Nicola Willis has apparently accepted Barbara Edmonds apology, said it was like water off a ducks back!

      • Drowsy M. Kram 5.2.1

        Like water of a homeless Kiwi's back, surely. Move On!

        Move-on orders punish poverty while we defund all the ways out of it
        [careful now Newsroom, 25 May 2026]
        Begging and rough sleeping aren’t crimes of disorder. They’re symptoms of an under-resourced, under-performing security net.

        Comment: The audacity of it, to be poor in a downturn, and worse, to be poor somewhere that the rest of us must see it.

        [comments]
        No problem, Dr Welch. The Coalition will just build another prison. Sorted.
        Well … almost. We may have to send the most heinous of our vagrants – those, for example, who steal a loaf of bread – off to a colony somewhere. Perhaps Australia.
        Seriously, I am deeply ashamed at the Dickensian heartlessness of the current right wing.

        >>>
        Goldsmith’s analysis clearly demonstrates how ineffective he is as a government minister, but more than that, it points to a much broader and alarming ineffectiveness of the neoliberal model to manage the affairs of society. This model, when engaged with the enthusiasm and narrow-visioned lunacy that the current coalition demonstrates, concentrates on enabling extreme wealth for the ‘sorted’ while disregarding the damaging social effects of the obscene wealth and income gaps. It needn’t be like this…

        Wrong! Willi$, Gold$mith and $eymour all agree it very much needs to be like this.

      • Mercurio 5.2.2

        "apparently"?

        Did she also say, "You can lead a horse to water…"?

    • Binders full of women 5.3

      So for clarification… is it now acceptable to liken female politicians to equine features? But seriously they are votes out there looking for a home and Ayesha Verral (and by association Hipkins) think lolz songs are more important that transformational election policy…. good grief!

  5. Mercurio 6

    People relax in the sunshine on Durdle Door beach

    Heatwave alert

    "The weather here, it's like a mini version of hell. It's boiling. It's like really hot,"

    Heat dome over Europe scorches UK, France, Spain

    https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/world/596310/heat-dome-over-europe-scorches-uk-france-spain

  6. Incognito 7

    Anne Salmond with the comment of the day, at least for me.

    https://newsroom.co.nz/2026/05/25/sam-mahon-on-the-mark-todd-stoush/#comment-626870

    Her closing sentence:

    And if they [MPs and cabinet ministers] don’t listen and we find they’re working for someone else, we have every right to sack them.

    • Bearded Git 7.1

      "It seems that this government is so captured that will even allow corporations to draft a law, take it to the PM’s office and have it passed to shut someone up – Mike Smith, most recently. And the PM will deny it ever happened."

      Salmond hits the nail on the head here. And when John Campbell put this to Luxon yesterday on RNZ Luxon threatened him.

      https://www.rnz.co.nz/national/programmes/morningreport/audio/2019036454/no-lolly-scramble-in-budget-pm

      • Incognito 7.1.1

        Minor correction: Luxon denied recollection, he didn’t deny it ever happened, AFAIK. Plausible deniability is the coward’s way to worm out of a tricky situation. RW media seem to give it as little attention as they plausibly can and prefer distracting their audiences with farm animals – one could be forgiven thinking that it’s time to buy Christmas presents again.

        • PsyclingLeft.Always 7.1.1.1

          Re : Christopher Luxon to John Campbell. Luxo did seem to, if not exactly threaten, then maybe warn…and considering the hits on RNZ lately by the NACT1 coalition (in particular Wily Winnie and David not Nostradamus Seymour ) IMO that is up there threat wise…

          I link Stuff. some people decry…even rubbish them, but hey I read many sites for News…not candy crush : )

          ‘I’d be careful saying that, John,’ Luxon warns RNZ host during interview

          Why Luxon and Campbell is interesting

          Early this month, David Seymour blamed RNZ management for the decision to hire Campbell and appeared to single out chief executive Paul Thompson, without naming him.

          "Look, that guy's got an awful lot to answer for, and I suspect that he won't be answering the call at RNZ for much longer."

          On Friday, Thompson resigned. During this time at TVNZ, Campbell penned some highly political opinion pieces attacking the coalition government.

          Luxon has also quit his Breakfast interviews, not long after Tova O’Brien joined the programme.

          https://www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/360983419/id-be-careful-saying-john-luxon-warns-rnz-host-during-interview

        • Bearded Git 7.1.1.2

          Incog: At about three minutes the following exchange takes place:

          Campbell: Is it OK that corporations have a direct impact on the wording of legislation?

          Luxon: I'd be careful saying that John, I reject that characterisation.'

          Earlier in the exchange Campbell said that the High Court had established that Fonterra had submitted a printed document to the PM's office, and that (either through the High Court or OIA) it had also been established that Z Energy had done likewise.

          So, with regard to your comment, you are absolutely right that Luxon denied recollection, even though these events were in the public domain.

          But the main point of my post was in relation to the reply "I'd be careful saying that John". This constitutes a threat.

          (I see psych has made a similar point in his post)

      • Graeme 7.1.2

        National has form here, and have been considerably more ruthless.

        In the early 90's Air New Zealand was about to start flying 737s into Queenstown and an Environment Court challenge was mounted by some prominent locals that had a very high chance of success. The night before the case was due to be heard, on the day before flights were due to start, National passed an Order in Council that removed the grounds for the local's challenge. I was in court that morning on another matter that was dealt with very quickly and then watched a very expensive beagle and the judge very quickly agree that the challenge wasn't going anywhere. A lot of stunned people in the room, including the judge.

        Very clean, brutal, and no recourse at all. Complete contrast to this current debacle.

  7. The Chairman 8

    The Energy Minister says, from July, the big four gentailers won't be able to give their retail arms better deals on wholesale electricity prices. Simeon Brown says Contact, Genesis, Mercury, and Meridian will need to treat them the same as independent retailers…

    https://home.nzcity.co.nz/news/article.aspx?id=446615

    If the retail arms of the big four gentailers can no longer get better deals, won't they merely pass that extra cost onto consumers?

    So while this will help other players enter the market (thus create more competition) they will all be competing from the start point of a higher wholesale rate.

    So due to this change can we all expect to see electricity prices increase again?

    Surely this is something the opposition will get voter backing railing against?

    • Drowsy M. Kram 8.1

      Electricity gentailers no longer able to give their retail arms ‘a better deal’ under new rules [Stuff, 26 May 2026]
      The Electricity Authority said that the intervention should not be used by companies as an excuse to raise power bills.

      [comments]
      When the power prices get to the stage where it shuts down businesses & impacts the working/earning population, then it is time for the Govt of the day to step in & rationalise the whole structure.

      >>>
      Correct, 40,50 year old businesses are closing around the country- simply because they cannot afford electricity for plants and fuel for vehicles… when businesses cannot afford the basic amenities to allow them to trade – something is wrong.

      It's really simple – everything the CoC does, it does to increase the wealth of the sorted.

      Move-on!

  8. PsyclingLeft.Always 9

    Not being personally religious… at all, actually an Atheist, I can still like this Leo guy….and what he says. He seems like a Stand Up man. And there is sure plenty to Stand Up for ! I hope his followers…follow through….

    Pope Leo XIV called Monday for the "disarming" of artificial intelligence in his long-awaited manifesto on the rapidly developing technology, and warned of "new forms of slavery" behind its rise.

    Leo, the first US pope, warned against "a race for ever more powerful algorithms and larger datasets, driven by the desire to secure geopolitical or commercial dominance".

    AI must be "freed from logics that turn it into an instrument of domination, exclusion and death", he said.

    https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/world/596335/pope-leo-urges-disarming-of-ai-quotes-lord-of-the-rings-in-major-manifesto

    • Ad 9.1

      Pope Leo is nowhere as loud as Pope Francis, but don't be fooled he's at least as liberal in the deep-critical vein.

      The church and churchgoing is one of the very last refuges of digital-free time in an person's life in modern society. The Catholic Church is setting on the leadership position on how to resist AI, and it is by far the largest and most powerful global institution to do so.

      If any of you atheists want to see massive soft power in action, check out Pope Leo. There may even be things you can support.

    • Drowsy M. Kram 9.2

      I can still like this Leo guy….and what he says.

      Me too! From the 'Scenes We'd Rather Not See More Of' dept: "Computer Says No" smiley

      This, sadly, is how the government operates now -> Comedy becomes (chilling) prophecy……
      I spoke to a road repair man the other day about potholes that needed filling and he said he could only fill the holes that his computer tablet said he was allowed to, no more! I asked to speak to his manager – computer said no.
      >>>

      This is not about computers, but the blind obedience of rules. This is about petty bureaucrats that simply say what the computer say, while they denounce any personal responsibility. This is about the robopaths of Lewis Yablonsky.

      • PsyclingLeft.Always 9.2.1

        DMK :Little Britain ? I go….The IT Crowd ("Have you tried turning it off and on again?" : )

        And re : "robopaths by Lewis Yablonsky". ? Well, I was interested to find out about (and TBH, had not heard of..) Also a new site for me : NOVA.

        What an interesting guy. Who had truly lived an Interesting life…(no Hawaiian holidays here..)

        https://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/article/scientist-obituary-street-hustler-turned-sociologist/

        If only some of our current Leaders had seen/lived the Interesting side of Life. Maybe they might have Empathy? Or not.

        And as Einstein himself said….

        "Once you stop learning, you start dying"

    • Incognito 10.1

      Ah! The infamous lolly scramble. Aimed at stymying rising wage inflation expectations, e.g., give them a tax cut of $10 a week so that they won’t be bargaining hard for a wage increase of > 2% that’s still well below real inflation.

    • Bearded Git 10.2

      They are obsessed with helping their big business mates. So maybe a drop in Corporation Tax from 28% to 25%.

      But that would cost a couple of billion annually and probably wouldn’t scoop up many votes.

    • Mercurio 10.3

      Packrat

      • Bearded Git 10.3.1

        Too obscure again Merc; it doesn't add to the debate.

        This is not a puzzle site.

        • Drowsy M. Kram 10.3.1.1

          Might not be what Mercurio is getting at, but "the term "packrat tax" is a slang expression that typically refers to the steep excise taxes applied to a pack of cigarettes."

          Illicit tobacco surge shows excise has gone too far
          [The New Zealand Taxpayers’ ‘Union’, 14 April 2026]

          Similar to the right-wing ‘New Zealand Initiative’ think tank, Minister Costello et al.

        • Mercurio 10.3.1.2

          Ad – "Nicola Willis has billions stored away…"

          "…does anyone smell…"

          Yes, I do. I smell a rat. A packrat. Packrats store stuff, obsessively. Rats are rodents. I wouldn't call Nicola Willis a horse, a duck-faced horse or a horse-faced duck but I would call her a packrat.

          • Incognito 10.3.1.2.1

            I thought you were referring to lower than forecast spending by government.

            Core Crown expenses were $107.8 billion, $1.3 billion (1.2%) below forecast. The overall variance is a result of offsetting variances across several functional classifications. Notable variances included:

            • Core government services expenses – were $0.6 billion below forecast. Around half of the variance reflects lower‑than‑expected impairments of tax receivables, with overall debt balances tracking lower than anticipated. The remaining variance reflects small underspends across a range of agencies.

            • Health expenses – were $0.4 billion below forecast, mainly due to lower‑than‑forecast payments for community and residential‑based support services.

            • Housing and community development expenses – were $0.3 billion below forecast. This variance was mainly driven by delays in recognising KiwiBuild underwriting costs, slower divestment activity and postponed vesting of housing related infrastructure assets.

            • Economic and industrial services expenses – were $0.3 billion lower than forecast, primarily due to the timing of funding approvals and milestone‑based payments across programmes, particularly the Regional Infrastructure Fund, Major Events Development Fund and the New Zealand Screen Production Grant, among others.

            • Environmental protection expenses – were $0.2 billion lower than forecast, driven by lower NZ ETS expenses owing to the decline in the New Zealand Unit (NZU) market price since the forecasts were prepared.

            https://www.treasury.govt.nz/sites/default/files/2026-05/fsgnz-9mths-mar26.pdf

  9. covid is pa 11

    I just saw a picture of Seemore, Nicola, Jones eating Paua pies @ Pukus Pies in Petone nice for some at a time of austerity and when many NZers can't afford takeaways those pies cost $15.

    • Incognito 11.1

      How many limos were parked outside and how many of the DPS were there? I hope they wiped the sauce off their faces.

    • Graeme 11.2

      Hopefully David and Nicola will each have a lovely rich paua fart break forth at the most inopportune moment, could be Shane's cunning plan…

  10. greywarshark 12

    Here is what is required of all to enable us to survive in the latter part of 21st century. Not all will be able to do so but those that can, would heighten our society's standing if they could give people at the lower end of incomes and opportunities a hand and a smile, and at the top try not to get swept into the flow of the narrow 'followers of fashion' and good times with an excuse and a pass to be elsewhere.

    The article is suited to women. That is too limited for these days and sounds 20th century. Women have moved on from such incentives, unpredictable now, and are encouraging young men to avoid finding their own strengths and weaknesses. That's my feeling. But if both seek still to form a couple and have children; a full life together with shared adventures and experiences and learnings, these considerations would build a pretty good life.

    1. Life organisation: Staying on top of planning and tasks
    2. Emotional support: Checking in on family, friends, and coworkers
    3. Relationship hygiene: Maintaining strong social connections
    4. Magic-making: Carrying on traditions and creating special life moments
    5. Dream-building: Helping others fulfill their passions and ambitions
    6. Individual upkeep: Keeping fit and healthy
    7. Safety: Protecting family and loved ones from danger
    8. Meta-care: Raising children who will thrive in the future

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