Caption contest

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Keep it seemly …

32 comments on “Caption contest”

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  1. 1

    Keep it seemly? Now there's a hard ask! It's somewhat reminiscent of a choirmaster amongst a few choir boise. But sure as shit, the little one sings the descant

  4. 4

    The National Horror Picture Show:

    It's just a jump to the left and then a step to the right

  6. 6

    First lesson in art: careful how you mix those colours – Brown and Penk together could make one of those shitty khaki splurges.

  8. 8

    Guy on the left : "We're pleading for a new leader"

    Guy on the right : "You, how about you, will you be our leader"

  11. 11

    Simeon Brown: "Are there any poor people here?"

    Chris Penk: "There's one, quick throw him out!"

  12. 12

    Simeon Brown: "Where's Simon?, has anyone seen Simon?

    Chris Penk: "There he is, just behind Judith, in the seat closest to the door.

  14. 14

    National Party Leadership auction.

    “aaaa-at 2 million and a knighthood. going once, going twice, that’s against you,sir. Two million, a dame-hood and a suite of directorships? Thank you, madam. Do you want indemnity with that?”

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    45 dollar 50 now 50 dollar 50 dollar
    50 dollar 50 dollar give me a hollar 50 dollar
    Who will bid it at a 50 dollar bill?
    50 dollar 55 55 make it 55 and a 55 make it 55 and
    Sold that horse watercare for a 50 dollar bill

  18. 18

    Great, now I have to go away and have a think about why I identified these guys as wankers even though I have no idea who they are.

  19. 19

    Can't think of a caption that would equal any of the superb efforts above, but I would like to regale: Simeon Brown (along with Harete Hipango) came to my town last September to take part in a debate on the, then, proposed euthanasia bill. David Seymour was supposed to be there but was a no show. At the time I had no idea who Simeon Brown was. I ended up effectively standing in for the erstwhile Act leader, from my seat in the audience, over the course of an hour and a half. At the end Simeon was hopping mad and shooting me daggers; he looked like he was going to lose it and blow up. Good times.

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    Presented by the National Karaoke Party an unmemorable night with Penk'n Brown singing all your favourites like 'I owe my soul I'm the companies whore" and "It's a long way from the top if you're on the fucken dole". Admission price $100,000 broken down into small amounts if you're Chinese, $50,000 if you're an Indian (must come in pairs).

  21. 21

    ‘

    Here come the Men In Black, fallacy defenders

    It's the MIB's, here come the MIB's
    Here come the Men In Black, Men In Black
    They won't let you remember

    Means what you think you saw, you did not see
    So don't blink be what was there is now gone

    Saw somethin' strange, watch your back

    'Cause you never quite know where the MIBs is at

    Here come the Men In Black, fallacy defenders.

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