Caption contest

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1. 1

   “We’ve taken everything – even that shitty little stale muffin you were looking forward to”
2. 2

   Lol AB
3. 3

   Three rich nobodies don’t realise you’re not meant to eat on public transport
4. 4

   Male models from the trending fashion label “Venal as F*ck” show the new season’s range of identical grey jackets.
5. 5

   Three doughnuts. Oh and some baked goods too.
6. 6

   Spot the banker……taking with both hands!
   1. 6.1

      Nice.
7. 7

   As someone said ‘Let them eat cake’ and that’s okay with me – I consider I’m the most deserving, with lots of cream on top thanks.
8. 8

   Look we’re just ordinary folks enjoying a bit of creamy bun and soon a pie and cup of tea – just jolly good folks like you.
9. 9

   And here are the three leading players in the team touring New Zealand demonstrating their skills at the sport of hoopla.
10. 10

    A less seemly trio could hardly be gathered together anywhere for the purpose of not having something unseemly said about them.
11. 11

    “No Simon, we were joking about hijab, take it off.”
12. 12

    “Nat bus Muffin Friday”…

    –Hows your “hole” Stevie?
    –Can Bill have a spaghetti and pineapple one?
    –Guy at rear needs to spend more time with the missus and kids…
13. 13

    It all seems so long ago and far away…that we/they thought they mattered.
14. 14

    Double dipper
    Double dealer
    Didn’t fix ‘er
15. 15

    Who chose the material for the bus seats? Max did. Shut up and smile for the camera we’ve gotta shift these muffins Stephie made.
16. 16

    Oh, sorry, Simon, they’re all gone now. How about some crumbs?
    1. 16.1

       And we have a winner 🙂
17. 17

    Used up our 20M of free WiFi, let’s eat. Cheers business in nz no.1.
18. 18

    The baby[ies] on the bus go, “wah, wah, wah!
    wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah!”
    The baby[ies] on the bus go, “wah, wah, wah!”
    All through the town.
19. 19

    Simon’s three ugly stepbrothers were real pricks…
20. 20

    Some day Simon all this will be yours bwahaha
21. 21

    “It’s simple Simon keep your pie man, buns are better fare.”
22. 22

    Three wise men.
    1. 22.1

       Funniest one yet!
    2. 22.2

       Bringing cream buns for baby Neve.
       1. 22.2.1

          Creamed it Muttonbird.
    3. 22.3

       James minority view noted
23. 23

    three huckstereers, Amanass, Atoss(er) and Poortos(ser).
24. 24

    On our way to the Annual Undertakers Conference themed “Balming a Brighter Future”.
25. 25

    So, now we’ve got the icing off everyone’s cake, what’s next, fellas?
26. 26

    Fuck these edibles are good
    we’re totally off our faces
    we should have legalised when we could
    we may have kept our places.
27. 27

    The bus boys at smoko time.

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