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There are two bull statutes in Bulls, one without a pile of shit, and the one Soimon posed with.
One produces constant bullshit, the other’s just a bull.
Simon received media training last week.
‘I’m holding this Govt to account…’ – No bull Bridges.
There’s a screen-cap doing the rounds on Facebook from Bridges Twitter account. The caption is hilarious.
“Brilliant! Posting that now – this caption ok? …”
Looks like Simon slipped on some media training.
this tweet?
Sorry my bad, it was an instagram post.
https://www.facebook.com/NZLPmemes/photos/a.330313733969580.1073741828.330304317303855/608527239481560/?type=3&theater
Actually it was always obligatory to go to the local dairy and buy some milk.
We still do every time we pass through – it’s like tooting in the Mt Vic tunnel, or digging a hole at hot-water beach.
That way you add to the economy and have a small chuckle at the same time.
This is Simon Bridges photographed with his media trainer.
Or is that his source?
See reply to Carolyn Nth above – it was Instagram not Twitter. My mistake.
” Simon perfects the selfie.”
” Opposition Leader Announces Latest Successful Education Policy “
National aiming to pull back rural voters with new “Bull si-men” industry.
Man happy with how first bovine to humanoid artificial insemination went.
Mayor of Bulls unveils new Simon statue.
Organiser speaks out:
“We tried to tell him that matadors use the colour red but he wouldn’t listen, he said he wanted to make his political statement… All I can add right now is that it was an accident.”
Standing outside National Party HQ talking BULL as usual.
(Check out the sign above the bull, he’s standing in front of ‘The RAT HOLE’)
As long as I’m only beside the bull, no-one will ever think I’m as useless as….
One is a bovine beast, which contributes to NZ. The other object just happened to find its messy way out of said bovine’s arse!
A cheap shot against the next PM of this country, but I wouldn’t expect anything else. imagine the outrage if someone posted a photo of jacinda standing next to a cow.
There is no way that bull has any political ambitions.
I know that you are pretty stupid yourself and have a permanent brown nose. But shit.. Even you aren’t that much of an arse licker, surely?
The grass fed flatulence can probably kill. Or cause more brain damage.
Is that you Hooton?
http://www.newshub.co.nz/home/politics/2018/03/david-carter-nick-smith-could-be-next-to-go-matthew-hooton.html
“A cheap shot”?
It’s his own promotional material.
That’s called an “own goal” not a “cheap shot”. My condolences 🙂
“The ensimonator”
He’s a pretty cowmmunist
Hooch lol
A bull and a minor shot.
Beef Wellington – half baked.
yes 1000%
All bull and no bridges.
+ 100 drowsy
The use of a translator had been a huge success in widening the party’s support the leader said.
Fine ‘un and Carbuncle
National steering committee
Hi Mum!
Simon has a beef with Bridges.
Media training lesson #1
” “Quick, look, over there.” Whenever the business of government gets difficult, diversions serve a useful strategic purpose.”
Media training lesson #2
“Get photographed with Someone Famous, who shares your core values.”
Media training lesson #3
“Show that you’re a good bloke, and ready to muck in whenever the going gets tough. No task is too lowly. Remember the common touch.”
The National Party recreation of the Pamplona bull run is “fairly legal” according to its leader, Simon Bridges. He claimed the substitution of fiberglass protagonists was not a problem, “The public will never know the difference,” he said.
Simon couldn’t get a real person for his selfie.
“I’ve just found a replacement for Jonothan Coleman”
Simon Bridges cuddles bull, modeling for his suggested sculpture to replace the Wall Street Fearless Girl which outrageously stands defiant against the raging bull of Wall Street.
When Paula goes, my friend here would be a perfect deputy
Bridges shows us the Brighter Future, again!
National unveils its new leadership team. No bull on my watch says Simon
Bridges announces the new Opposition Spokesperson on China (Shops)
Which of the two is more outstanding in his field?
One statue, one placeholder.
A side-by-side comparison between Key 2.0 and the new, improved Key 3.0
And this, my friends, is where I get all my wonderful policies for your brighter future!
Micro Bovis and Butt head
For his size this man can sure talk a lot of bull.
I’m all bull -shert
No bull savage!
My political inspiration.