Keep it seemly.
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Weapons of mass deception
Secret handshakes at the Evil Fuckers Conference.
A Bleer-up?
It’s you, isn’t it?.
Penguin and Joker play nice for camera.
Great to meet you, my favourite movie is ‘Ruthless People’ and I loved you in Taxi what was andy kaufman really like ?
The long reach of the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy …….
“who the hell is this dwarf?”
Dwarf (centre stage, off camera): “they call me princess”.
”yikes i.ve had my hand in some greasy shit over the years, but this wins by miles , ” mutters blair
Great minds think alike
A short fat bespectacled lad congratulates Tony Blair on being close to solving The Politician with a Brain problem.
War criminal spotted at princess party.
+1
Tony: “Margaret Thatcher has my balls!”
David: “mine too: I think it’s rigor mortis!”
The key to pretention is in the tie you wear:
Blair’s is deep red, to pretend he’s not a tory.
Farrar’s is golden, to pretend that something he’s touched has turned to something other than shit.
“I’ve no idea who you are, you odious shit, but if you don’t give me back my hand I’ll refund your $50 and stop the photo call”
Penguin proudly shows off his latest purchase: a hyper-realistic sex doll.
The Blair which project?
David Mac
+1 Before anyone else thinks of it i give the award to you.
Ha! Thanks grey
Who are those suits sheltering by our? flag?
David didn’t want to grin, but Tony made Farrar force it.
Liberalism, it’s an ugly fact.
Was this taken at Madame Tussauds?
Madame Twoswords
Third Way vs. Dirty Politics; it’s a tie.
Gold Medal winner of Her Majesty’s Dog Whistling Trophy congratulated by His Master’s Voice.
😆
Look who swallowed my dodgy dossier
Love at first sight
Tony is gritting his teeth?
Thinking “is this my stalker? Stay calm. Stay xalm security is coming
Blair: “As you can see, David, my dentist is pretty good – he’ll soon fix that gumboil for you.”
“Keep it seemly”
Shit! that’s a tough ask.
Let’s shake hands quickly before John Key interrupts us with a three way.
David Farrar: “You’re my favourite right wing politician.”
Slime and Slim.
Or should that be the two slimes ?