Caption contest

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1. 1

   Burn the world – GOD I LOVE TRUMP!
2. 2

   Spot the blue–subliminal?
3. 3

   Let them eat cake
4. 4

   “Aren’t we clever, how we can BS the listeners? Certainly beats driving a taxi in Sydney”.
5. 5

   “Bit like backroom political deals, really.”
6. 6

   Two New Zealand Defence Force top brass using the latest in cake-mapping technology illustrate they have multiple options for where the two Afghan villages might be located.
   1. 6.1

      Probably using the stars as GPS co-ordinates for future drone strikes?
7. 7

   That’s not a knife, Mike. THIS is a knife.
8. 8

   Chimp Tea Party at the Zoo
   1. 8.1

      Adrian – I love it!!!
9. 9

   “My little one is for slashing my wrists, I just can’t go on without my John “.
10. 10

    If I knew who both these people were, I could maybe write a caption:

    2 old guys celebrate the anniversary of their union?
    1. 10.1

       And one of them says “Glad Yardso isn’t here – all the more for us.”
11. 11

    This cake is full of National Party bullshit and we dish it every weekday on RNZ National (Party) and it’s free. RWNJ’s on this site love it.
12. 12

    “Fruit cake attacked by fruit cakes.”
    1. 12.1

       + 100% reparteet
13. 13

    National’s PR strategy… doling out lollies to their mates.
    Giving the economy a sugar rush, and stroking the egos of rich tossers.
14. 14

    “This is the closest you’ll ever see us to being near the cutting edge of current events.”
15. 15

    “We may not be the sharpest knives in the box but this challenge should be doable.”
16. 16

    “They looked at our capabilities at delivering cutting comment and insight and decided we were best suited to cutting cake and icing.”
    1. 16.1

       Heh heh…😊
17. 17

    Leighton and Hosking rehearsing their act, “Blatant hostility.”
18. 18

    yeah the shit sandwich is so last year – we have a shit CAKE and by god we will eat it – go bill, go the gnats, go go go
19. 19

    Trailer for “Hudson and Halls 2.0” leaked to net.
    1. 19.1

       That was clever as G 😀 But….

       Nooooooo!!!! Please don’t tarnish their good name

       Lololz I love Hudson and Halls, I’ve two queer friends who take over my kitchen and whip up the most amazing meals, have nicknamed them Hudson and Halls, they are such a crack up in the kitchen, love them to pieces.
       1. 19.1.1

          I watched the tv1 doco a couple of weeks ago.
          I loved it. A great tragic love story.

          I was getting at the bubble they seemed to live in,
          how following a stellar rise, the ptb, largely ignored them, how they freely gave their opinions,
          then the image just fit.
          No slagging of our gay friends intended.
          1. 19.1.1.1

             Real clever G 😀 I’m hearing where you are coming from, crack up 😀
20. 20

    Key’s Cossacks bravely defuse a terrorist cake-mine
    1. 20.1

       That’s good AB, the ballsy Hosking…….the intellectually stratospheric Smith…….take your cake down Robertson Road Mangere any night laddies. You’ll know what straight talking’s all about then …….pair of overpaid wahanui ponces !
21. 21

    Irrelevant old privileged white men get obese
22. 22

    That image should be on every toilet roll sold in this country “the perfect arse wipes “
23. 23

    “Douchebag AND Shitsandwich”
24. 24

    Ooh……… we’re going to Hawaii to see John at Easter. Who said we’re dated fuckwits ?
25. 25

    This is the way we carve up the truth with our lies.
    1. 25.1

       Brilliant
26. 26

    They can’t cut the mustard let alone a cake.

    Two fruitcakes taking the Mickey.

    Mike taking the cake again.

    A fake cake Trumps a fruitcake any time.

    Cheesy Mike said cheese; the other nutter said huh?

    The cake at least has star quality.
27. 27

    Farewell cake presented to failed radio announcers.

    Hosking shows some other fella how to hold a knife.

    Elderly lovers come out for cake
28. 28

    Dumb and Dumber – If the knife was twice as sharp as these two it wouldn’t cut the pathetic fluff they constantly serve up.
29. 29

    “Look, we can finally kill Newstalk ZB, I’ll stab, you slash.”
30. 30

    Its amazing what you can bake with John Key’s ashes and get voters to eat Bill English’s National cake
31. 31

    don’t worry mike, just getting in practice.

    ~ tui
32. 32

    Guys, guys… you only need one knife to cut a cake! You really must do your research for a change.
33. 33

    Two vile, warmongering old trolls “get some guts” and eat Fatima’s birthday cake
34. 34

    Leighton and Mike make Cuts at Newstalk ZB

    Hosts keep their promise: no knives in the back

    NZME Expense Account overspent

    Hosts Disagree How to cut Cake
35. 35

    Cut and Run.
36. 36

    Sticking the knife in is such fun, like stroking, (egos that is).

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