Caption contest

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  1. 12

    Tinky-Winky, Po, Dipsy, Laa Laa and the Voice Trumpet frolic and play on the 12th floor of the Tubbytronic Superdome.

  2. 13

    If you turn to page 5 of our prospectus, you can see our team of consultants whose job is to help you extract ever more money from the public purse, while improving your profit margins:

    an expert in massaging and selectively quoting statistics

    an expert in talking caring while paying less for social security

    an expert in clumsy mega-amalgamations, upgrading your casino at the public expense, and calling in favours from the private MSM, as well as a master in showing how not to button your jacket

    an expert in corruption, and smiling while engaging dirty tricksters behind the scenes

    a speaker for justice while having expert knowledge on how to use a sinking lid for funding of public broadcasting

  3. 14

    “Oh no I would never. Ever. I just feel honoured to be in Parliament and just help the whole team and … Oh no I wouldn’t even think of it.”

  4. 16

    Thats our line up for leading the country.

    I dont drink but shit i am giving it some serious thought about giving it a go.

  5. 18

    Yes… the elite gather to sharpen their daggers against each other while at the same time trying to maintain a united, benevolent public image…

    And yet … this is who they really are unmasked…

  6. 21

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    Wellington police seek ‘Dangerous Five’‘ escapees from Maximum Security facility. Police warn that the 3 “Menacing Sociopaths” in the middle (with a combined 22 separate warrants out for their arrest) should on no account be approached by members of the public.

  7. 24

    “Right, madam, take your time. I want you to walk up and down the line and if you recognise anybody, I want you to point to them, alright?”

  8. 33

    Five of ’em, eh?

    This lil’ piggy went to market.
    This lil’ piggy stayed home.
    This lil’ piggy had roast beef.
    This lil’ piggy had none.
    And this lil’ piggy went wee wee wee
    all the way home.

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