Caption contest

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  4. 4

    Thirteen members of government will be leaving and taking up lucrative directorships.. Team Key .When looking after your mates comes first.

      1. 4.1.1

        Media shocked as Cabinet Minister, Paula Bennett, takes the piss out of John Key’s increasingly obvious Male Pattern Baldness.

    2. 6.2

      What I wanna know is were they all at the same time? S’that how she lost so much weight so quickly.

  7. 7

    “Many of these people will be turning up at our WINZ offices in August – I want you to treat them especially well.”

  8. 8

    Hah, without this man (JK) I would simply have remained nothing but a loud mouthed, smart-arsed, bullying, loathsome, greasing “bludger” and opportunist, now I have got it made, with stuff all brains, no significant skill and hardly any efforts.

    For money, perks and power I will do anything! And I pulled the ladder up behind me, hahaha, you suckers.

  12. 12

    And you all thought we were going to get a copy of John Key’s biography? This is even better. A farewell picture – oops!

  13. 13

    Bennett holds up the new 2014 commemorative stamps to be released post election. The stamps are said to leave a particularly nasty taste in the mouth.

  14. 14

    Nikki Kaye: see, this is how you do it, keep smiling for the cameras as you slide the stiletto in nice and deep.

  15. 15

    Paula bennett wants to thank god she is not one of the “deadwood”, but he is busy signing books.

  21. 21

    So excited! so excited! I can barely contain mys……….. oh no………forgot to wear my adult incontinence pads.

  28. 28

    No, I am not putting this down…Honestly I have shaved off my sideburns, beard and plucked my nasal hair…..honestly!

  38. 38

    The NZ Herald still denied any political alligence to any party, inspite of todays front page

  39. 39

    Blonde behind Paula…”Yes well it is a false smile but you try sitting here when shes just farted!”

  44. 44

    One little duck

    Knock at the door

    Legs 11

    Two little ducks

    Two and eight, in a state.

    Danny La Rue

    Tickety-boo….

    Bingo!.

  47. 47

    …yeah….and I really suggest that you stop looking so pleased with yourselves Bennett & Kaye -…it isn’t clever to stand behind a dartboard like that….

  48. 48

    Well, we proved we can’t be brighter but we’re still brighter than the electorate if we get in with this lot!

      1. 48.1.1

        “Perception” that must be, as that is all that counts, for media and shallow minded, of whom there are a fair few.

  50. 50

    Lacoste and Gucci are my friends now, I hate you, you losers on my payroll! Go and get a life, as there are so many “jobs”, I know many “blow jobs” that can be done for good pay also.

  52. 52

    Teem(ing) Key Wee – all over your heads, it is called “trickle down theory”!

    Teem Key Wee is a “winner”, I suppose, if you like “golden showers”.

  53. 53

    “I’m so embarrassed! That nice Mr. Key said that he sacked Wilkinson and Heatley for “nothing”, yet he still keeps toxic buffoons like me, Hekia, Bridges, Collins, Tolley and Woodhouse around!”

  54. 54

    Gastric bypass surgery patient misuses party promotional material to hide immense, all-consuming shame.

  56. 56

    Look into my eyes, you are feeling sleepy.

    On the count of three you will wake up and remember nothing.

  58. 58

    Rot in hell, you self righteous “Nazis”, you National Party demagogues, and that is what you are in a social and economic context, viva el pueblo, viva el Chile:

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