In the foreground John Key and Kate Wilkinson. Hat tip gobsmacked, and source here.
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This is how you run a country:
This is how you deal with the likes of SCF:
This is how you deal with Technology:
etc, ad nauseum.
Find some sand and bury your head as deep as you can.
Girl at back shouted “Look out, Goff is coming!”
Heh, that’s right, those NATs better watch out, Goff IS coming 🙂
fap fap fap
Gel for Dunne’s bouffant 🙂
Glue for Key’s Toupee.
Just another cabinet meeting putting head in the sand. The little people just don’t understand.
Thanks to a National government you can kiss your arse goodbye.
Keyster prepares for economic tsumani and gets ready by kissing the dirt.
Post 2011 election ex Nat MPs find useful employment as footstools.
After ruining New Zealand Key makes the best of his new career as a dust mite inspector.
Showing he’s all mouth and no trousers Key hits the deck when his favourite milf strolls by.
“Please God, if I promise to resign just let my rug stay on ’til I can get to my limo”.
In that vein…
As time wore on Key was forced to become increasingly creative to stop his toupee from being exposed, even going so far as to fake an emergency drill when a classroom he was visiting featured particularly strong air conditioning.
Big LOL Tigger, you’ve made my afternoon 🙂
Nit checks: part of the visitor experience in all new Tolley-schools.
– that’s not as bad a checking for worms.
All bow down to Brownlee!
This is what they do when even the little kids think they’re a joke, same as when anyone questions their polocies.
If only I could kiss my arse goodbye.
Argh! Did somebody say close the gap with Australia?
If I stay like this nobody can see me, hopefully they will stop asking questions.
Nationals new policy direction.
I always thought my shit didn’t stink.
This is how you check for nits children, they’re very nutritious.
John Key: I really hope Petrobras uses some lube.
Thought it was an earthquake drill……as for a caption how about,
Watch out Gerry’s been to Bellamys for lunch and had the guinness and bratwurst.
Assume positions for the Business Round Table members’ visit.
Top notch ianmac, never a truer word spoken.
Absolutely loving this thread.
“Duck and Cover”
National plan to bring back corporal punishment and show some students how to assume the position for punishment.
Nats reparing for the basklash of unhappy punters.
Rainbow wing successfully infiltrates National party
Warm up exercise to massage the brain as has been so sluggish lately regarding SCF meltdown details.
“The privatization of our assets starts here.”
Key offers another conversion photo-op as he casts around looking for electoral support… “from Judaism to High Anglican and now Islam how broad churched can I be?” Key asked his PR team at a meeting on the 9th floor today.
All media comments remarking on his political cynicism were immediately blocked by compliant Editors of Mediaworks.
The zip to remove this horrible human costume from our reptilian bodies is here.
Oops! Insult to reptiles.
Yoga postures for politicians. With perseverance, you will eventually be able to kiss your own behind.
Even with their hands over their ears, Key and his Mincers could hear the children taunt,
“Do the cat-walk, do the cat-walk!”
JK leads the faithful as National make good progress on disappearing up their own jaksies
1.Key and tolley praying to the god of money.
2. Hear no evil, Hear no evil, Hear no evil.
3. Friday prayers.
4. This is what you do when the economy collapses
When the economy collapses you go into the up right fetal position. Practising for the mid May budget announcements.
And when you grow up, boys and girls, you can join Kate and me in the jihad against the poor.
yes, thank you prime minister – now would anyone else like to show what they do at work?
“Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn”
“Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn”
“Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn”
“Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn”
“Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn”
“Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn“
Yes! Fantastic.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cthulhu
Lovecraft was a wee bit weird….
This is how you bow to the almighty dollar kiddies.
WILKINSON CLEAR WINNER IN GNATS TESTOSTERONE SEARCH: detachable head “unfair advantage” claims PM
NAT CAUCUS SCRUTINISES OWN RECORD
A careful study of the central figure in this private co-ed mental-age class reveals a small shiny object in the pocket of the rich known as a key
SEARCH FOR BRIGHTER FUTURE GOES INTERNAL
Newsflash: Key failed primary and is recalled for due punishment and ridicule.
The Prime Minister models the scene in Ministerial Services when he fields questions during Question time in Parliament over the purchase of the BMWs…
1st from Kiwibog:
Kate Wilkinson shows off her brain removal scar.
http://www.kiwiblog.co.nz/2011/04/caption_contest-22.html
“If nobody else will suck it for me I guess I’m going to have to do it myself…. damn! Can’t reach!”
Now I know I used to have a backbone somewhere around here.
I’m just waiting for the Trevor Loudon blog post using this image as proof of the Nat/Islam/Marxist plot to overthrow America.
John Key demonstrates how employees must now show their respect for employers after changes to Employment Relations Act.
“…and this is how Bill English would be positioned prior to his beheading for his mismanagement of SCF, if I was a Prime Minister who actually bothered to make his Minister accountable…”
No No No. You have to show the filthy bene’s how to bow lower.
“This is the way we hide from Hide,
hide from Hide, hide from Hide,
this is the way we hide from Hide
Ev-er-y day in the Bee-hive.”
😆
Small child killed when Brownlee’s leapfrog game goes horribly wrong
“John. John. Come to my bosom. I am ready to give you your reward for choosing me, me, me instead of those other dopey clods!”
“Ok Labour poll readers, who wants a drink?”
Not bad for a newbie!