Caption competition

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  1. 3

    People of america listen to me when I say that nobody knows what better lies beyond the looking glass than my new secretary of state flopsy mcmopsy cottontail.

  2. 9

    When the men on the chessboard
    Get up and tell you where to go
    And you’ve just had some kind of mushroom
    And your mind is moving low
    Go ask Alice
    I think she’ll know

    1. 9.2

      Ha! I thought of Wonderland too Carolyn.

      “…and then a guy wearing a top hat with a price tag suggested we jump down a hole.”

  3. 11

    Trump announces the identity of VIP political envoy en route for meeting with bill English in Queenstown.

  4. 12

    After decades in the whitehouse the corrupt easter bunny family was finally removed. The children couldn’t hide their outrage, no more eggs!

  5. 14

    Queen Elizabeth sends special envoy to White House to meet with new US President in place of visit to Buck House.

  6. 15

    The lure of a sordid affair with a Playboy bunny in the oval office was strong. The reality was somewhat less appealingly – for the bunny.

  7. 17

    Surely one myopic bunny who can’t keep his damn mouth shut is enough – who ordered the second one?

  8. 22

    Melania, I’d like you to meet your replacement and my fourth wife.

    But honey it’s OK you can stay – just keep walking nine steps behind me at all times.

  9. 23

    There was this guy, a bad hombre, he was known to the police. He says stupid stuff like “The meek will inherit the earth.” People screamed, “Lock him up.” But he was such a loser they nailed him up instead.

    He’s gone. Such a loser. But the bunnies are still around because rabbits f*ck anyone they can.

    And that, Baron, is the meaning of Easter.

    1. 23.1

      Baron, do you know why your sister, Ivanka, converted from Christianity to Judaism?

      Because Jesus saves but Moses invests.

  10. 24

    This unbelievable bunny costume, the most fantastic bunny suit ever made (in China) . . . . . . you can buy it at Ivanka On-Line . Con

    Kelly-Ann bought seven of them. One for each day of the week.

      1. 24.1.1

        Not allowed at events involving children after she tried to consume the life force of a toddler during the campaign. Luckily a waiter passed by carrying garlic bread and she fled with a hiss.

        Bannon tried to add himself to the attendance list without anyone noticing, but they’re onto him now.

  11. 25

    North Korea’s Kim Jong un and President Tonald Drump of the make USA great again declare peace in our time in a joint statement to two adoring fans and a budgie named Freddie

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