Caption competition

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1. 1

   “damn, getting the tppa signed doesn’t belong in the big folder of achievements”
2. 2

   John Key disposing of his unfinished ponytail bucket list.
3. 3

   Rod Emmerson has a good take on what’s going on here…
4. 4

   Breaking News: John Key files his achievements.
5. 5

   Tum tum tum tum tum
6. 6

   “And this one is the information about NZ’s major growth industry, impoverishment. See I drew funny pictures on it, to show how hilarious it is. All good fun. All in a day’s work. Now where is that print out showing some gorgeous and very tantalizing pony tails, that I downloaded off the internet? Keeps me awake at night that one, thinking how I’d really love to play with them.”
7. 7

   Jeezus i told them to make sure they shred this stuff.
   1. 7.1

      “Hmm, might as well throw out the hate mail. No point keeping that. I’ll just use this Eastlight binder for the mail from my supporters…”
8. 8

   Shit eight years on and i am still cleaning up after Helen.
9. 9

   Key tossing files into a bin labelled “Whale Oil Stuff.”
10. 10

    ” Here you go suckers, here’s the b(B)ill, Now pay up.
11. 11

    Two blank sheets
    1. 11.1

       You missed out the next line.
       “A record of every sensible statement made by the Opposition in 8 years”
       1. 11.1.1

          No Alwyn. My caption is short and funny. Yours is a weak, wordy and puerile
12. 12

    Yep, this one belongs in my blind trust listing of lies file.
13. 13

    “Bin there, done that!
14. 14

    PM defiles office.
    1. 14.1

       That is so true Mac! 🙂
    2. 14.2

       very good.
    3. 14.3

       Love it Mac.
15. 15

    Better not forget to get this lot shredded, before the public of NZ find out what I truly was doing.
16. 16

    I never really happened
17. 17

    Right, now to get rid of the evidence.
18. 18

    “It’s all over now baby blue”
19. 19

    Nooooooooo! (Not a caption, just my thoughts on Keys leaving)
    1. 19.1

       Nooooooooo – does that rhyme with boooooooo, as in boo-hoo?
       Or is it, Nooooooooo, as in go, go, show(pony), go!
20. 20

    🎶You’ve got to know when to hold ’em
    Know when to fold ’em
    Know when to walk away
    And know when to run
    You never count your money
    When you’re sittin’ at the table
    There’ll be time enough for countin’
    When the dealin’s done🎶
21. 21

    “Here is a list of my achievements”
22. 22

    Now you can all see what tosser i am.
23. 23

    Backing the kiwi meme nailed it: https://www.facebook.com/NZLPmemes/photos/pb.330304317303855.-2207520000.1481518545./377444062589880/?type=3&theater
24. 24

    .
    Key (to himself):

    “That’s right John. Nice and easy. Calm body language. Allll innocent like. As far as that Photographer and Journalist are concerned these are just harmless files of no consequence. I’m just casually throwing them away. Nothing incriminating, nothing suspicious. Nothing to see here.”
25. 25

    Won’t need or miss any of this in Hawaii.

    Life ambitions achieved: learned to play golf; became a millionaire; was PM of NZ….
    1. 25.1

       And fooled the bloody lot of them.
26. 26

    Is this the recycling bin? Oh hi is that you Bill? Yup it’s the recycling, better put the paper rubbish in there with him.
27. 27

    number of defeats by labour great hopes goff Clark Cunliff and shearer
28. 28

    Fumbling in garbage cans outside the theatre of zero triumphs.
29. 29

    Thinks: “I bet Obama has staff to do this for him. It shoulda been me running the USA”
30. 30

    Hah! Ethics: A Beginner’s Guide, Bill won’t be needing this either so in the bin it goes.
31. 31

    Hekia will never know where her only copy of National Standards went, heheh.
32. 32

    Hillary told me to leave no trail but warned me that it was a hell of job deleting all those e-mails. Now I know why she looked so bloody knackered.
33. 33

    It’s a shame that no publisher was interested in my sordid little novel called Fifty Shades of Key because they thought it was a sequel to Dirty Politics with even less sex in it.
34. 34

    Not with a bang but a whimper
35. 35

    National Party manifesto = Future toilet paper
36. 36

    At the end of the day, you’re another day older….
37. 37

    “Shit, is that all I’ve done in 8 years . . . OK, I’ll just keep the folder then.”
38. 38

    Just spray (poison) and walk away (thats the john key way)
39. 39

    Screw this job, and screw those moaning Kiwis, I am off to try out Trump’s latest golf course.
40. 40

    Key trashes New Zealand

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