Caption competition

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91 comments on “Caption competition”

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    1. 1.1

      That was Bush who said that, wasn’t it, as he played golf before 9/11, ignoring all the warnings that it might happen?

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    Joking aside is he actually taking the piss out of the flag in preference to the other option by wearing and seemingly laughing about it. Seems the onlookers are in on the joke too.

  4. 4

    I’ve just been fooling around with you all, this is really the flag I support. Farrer has told me so.

    2. 5.2

      Key’s confused look in the second shot suggests he’s entirely lost the plot. Half-way through the joke and he’s forgotten where he’s going with it. Looks deeply disoriented.

      Almost as if he’s just experienced a cathartic insight in the middle of the joke that: “actually, shit, I’m a bit of a dickhead, aren’t I ? And these people are laughing at me rather than with me”

  8. 8

    Womans Day exclusive: Attention seeking man lived double life for years impersonating Lydia Ko, never believing he would be found out.

      1. 12.2.1

        apparently josie “dildo thrower” butler intentionally called sean shane at the tppa roadshow to show him disrespect

  13. 13

    “THIS IS MY GOLF PARTNER RICKY PONTINGS FLAG … I WONDER HOW MANY PEOPLE WILL NOTICE THAT IT’S THE AUSSIE FLAG WHEN THEY SEE THIS PHOTO ???”

  16. 16

    “They haven’t thought about the fact that I’ll be a shoe-in for a knighthood when Liz sees this photo!”

  31. 31

    Interesting that nobody is standing close to the PM.

    Is it because
    a) he is approx. 4 feet tall and CT has advised him to only stand near hobbits?
    b) his incorrigible penchant for pulling the hair of strangers?
    c) nobody wants to be booed by association with NZ’s biggest dickhead?

  42. 42

    Realising that the vote was a foregone conclusion..Keys gave up the fight and surrendered to the …………PEOPLE!!!!

  45. 45

    Mr New Zealand competition, stoops to a new low…..
    “I like world corporate dominance, flags and ripping of the poor”

  46. 46

    Keys, shows off Govts latest homeless initiative……..this wrap around cape,,,will keep any one warm in shop doorway, park bench or rail station.

  48. 48

    The only way i was gonna get anyway near this exclusive Donald Trump Memorial Golf Club tournament, was in a cunning disguise.

  49. 49

    Cameraman “There is no way, i am filming all this, they said strip tease yet I thought…….No way ….its not in my contract…. I would rather get sent to cover Snooker

  51. 51

    Keys bodyguard detail. Issued with new protective, dual use, golf club weapons to defend commander in chief .

  52. 52

    Onward, John keys soldiers, marching as to war,
    with the Flag of New Zealand……… going on before.

  53. 53

    Jeeeezzzzzz Fellas….When you said you were gonna take me out for the night and end up at a club…….
    I didn’t think you meant golf,,,
    plus i got all dressed up too!

  54. 54

    This modeling business is knackering……can I take off my high heels yet?

    My feet are killing me!

  55. 55

    Flags of our Masters (2016)

    He’s not the new messiah,,hes just a very naughty boy with our flag!!!!

    Directed by John (Clint) Keys

    Theme song… “I’m a Kiwi Doodle Dandy, Kiwi Doodle Do Or Die,,,,,,,,,,……

    Funded by the New Zealand Tax payer at the expense of anything sensible.

  56. 56

    To prove the naysayers wrong…..Keys shows off the flag he took when he went to see his first AB’s game

  59. 59

    After all the ponytail hoopla Jason reckoned I should find myself a new peccadillo so I said to myself fuck it, I’m gonna wrap myself in the flag and pull the fucker!.

  63. 63

    John Key demonstrates ways to recycle all the surplus flags, once the referndum has rung in a flag change:

    Part One – You can use it as a trendy rain jacket at golf matches.

    Coming up in Part Two: Twister for Monarchists…

  64. 64

    And for my next trick folks, I cover myself with this flag, say the magic word, Abracadabra, count to 2017, and then magically disappear.

  68. 68

    Dont give up your day job Oh you already have Steven Joyce thinks he is better at it than me I just do all wacky stuff keep the punters happy

  72. 72

    Disgraced Prime Minister changes strategy in pro-flag change campaign; decides to sully NZ flag so resolutely that no-one will ever vote for it.

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