Caption competition

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Via David Slack:

key-scissors

45 comments on “Caption competition”

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  8. 8

    Radar uses his mind control skills over fellow stand up comedian John Key

    Radar: go on John Stab your self
    John Key: First I lost my memory now Im losing control of my mind arrrgggh help.

  14. 14

    ” Fieldays and the National government share a common slogan – Stay a step ahead of the sheep.”

  18. 18

    ‘Hey, I am not sure why you have given me this dangerous weapon! I want to reassure you all, frankly, that at the end of the day, I am awktully a habitual horrible hair puller, but certainly not a hair cutting hound of the Baskervilles! Not yet, anyway!’

  25. 25

    “I cut short the careers of Clark, Goff, Shearer, Cunliffe, Norman, and I just got this new red pair for Little.”

  29. 29

    A quote from the movie Dirty Johnny starring the famous B-grade actor Johnny Key as himself:

    ”Uh uh. I know what you’re thinking. “Did he cut six times or only five?” Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum Scissor, the most powerful pair of scissors in the world and would cut you head clean off, you’ve gotta ask yourself one question: “Do I feel lucky?” Well, do ya, punk?

  30. 30

    “with these giant scissors i will cut out all environment laws and the RMA, so that we can have 100% polluted streams and rivers. Yay dirty dairy and dirty politics!”

  32. 32

    ‘Shortly after this picture was taken, the Prime Minister had jumped off the stage and proceeded to run with the scissors while shouting “Austerity Measures!”‘

  33. 33

    ‘With this formidable pair of scissors, I intend committing my own self-circumcision. Everyone is welcome to ‘show some guts’ and watch the cutting at the CCFAC (Cabinet Cash For Access Club) buffet dinner. Tickets at only $1,500 + GST, per head!’

    *Contact Spark for details and also go into a draw for a dainty carry case massaged in secret w-oil.

  34. 34

    “I’ll cut through the red tape surrounding the tpp and if that doesn’t work at least I still have the tools too NZ all a big favour”

  35. 35

    Note that “funny” Radar chappie sitting high and proud at the top table? Remember 2008 when Radar was helping English promote the shower anti Labour mockery?

  36. 36

    “Thats right this is the pair of scissors I used to cut govt spending with since 2008 Id almost thought Id lost them”
    “Geez thanks “

  37. 37

    “Cut this, cut that, hell, I’d cut my own daughters ponytail if she’d just put some clothes on!

  38. 38

    The size of these sissors is relative to the cut in price for a kg of milk solids.

    Don’t count on the government to bail you out, we have not yet made a budget surplus in the last 7 budgets.

    I hope you feilday cockies have a sense of humour.

    Stay a step ahead of Fontera.

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