Caption competition

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1. 1

   On the way to WINZ. Can’t shred what’s already been shredded.
2. 2

   Shall we shred John Key, or just his office?
3. 3

   Shredding Crushers Documents
4. 4

   The last shreds of decency….
   1. 4.1

      The last shreds of democracy.
      1. 4.1.1

         ^^smiles
5. 5

   We need a bigger truck..
   1. 5.1

      LOLZ
   2. 5.2

      Snap, deleted mine
   3. 5.3

      This is just the one for Collins’ office.
6. 6

   Nothing to see here…
7. 7

   Judith’s career getting a makeover.
8. 8

   Reputations shredded.
9. 9

   Key just sending confetti for Ms Gwyn at the end of the day.
10. 10

    There was not a shed of truth to be found….
11. 11

    “Well we gave you the evidence”
12. 12

    “Looks like the inquiry is under way”

    (stole that one off twitter)
13. 13

    “Later, as dusk settles in, the first of the bees returns to the hive…”
    1. 13.1

       … albeit stumbling and confused. Colony collapse disorder is imminent…
14. 14

    i got nuthin’..

    ..the reality of how our country has been stolen and asset-stripped by these lying/thieving bastards..

    ..is too grim..
    1. 14.1

       (..hang on..!..something popped up..)

       key:..(looking out window..)

       ..’whaleoil’s here..!’
       1. 14.1.1

          key:..(looking out window..)

          “it’s for you..jason..!’..
15. 15

    (‘need a bigger truck’ is the funniest so far..)
16. 16

    The Billy T. James character on the right has a speech bubble extending to the truck saying, ‘I hacked the shredder, Bro’.
    1. 16.1

       jim -Like that one!!!!
       1. 16.1.1

          best one yet!
17. 17

    “Well that enquiry was a waste of time – not a shred of evidence.”
18. 18

    Jason Ede leaves the Beehive.
19. 19

    Baleen!.

    (Sorry, I’ll get me coat on the way out.)
20. 20

    That’s pretty funny.
21. 21

    Natz are taking surfing lessons.
22. 22

    There goes John Key’s reputation.
    1. 22.1

       😀
23. 23

    Ms Collins seems to have disappeared. Does anyone know what has happened to her?
24. 24

    Key’s new ministerial limo arrives without fanfair
25. 25

    Key’s cunningly disguised new plan to insulate poor peoples’ houses ready to go.
    1. 25.1

       You know you can make insulation out of cow shit too.
       1. 25.1.1

          and bullshit too ? why is anyone left with a cold home under this govt then ??
          1. 25.1.1.1

             It’s the perfect solution, redistribute all this dairying wealth!
             1. 25.1.1.1.1

                LOLZ !
                1. 25.1.1.1.1.1

                   See, NATZ aren’t heartless towards the poor at all.
26. 26

    Exterminate! Exterminate!
27. 27

    Ask not for whom the shredder hums…
    It hums for thee, Crusher.
28. 28

    exterminate
    exterminate
    exterminate
29. 29

    Heard from an open window

    “No it’s the Weekend, so it’s 5 grand an hour to shred your documents”
30. 30

    “Prime Minister, your truck is here.”
31. 31

    Looks like NICKY’S book was just the tip of the iceberg
32. 32

    Nah mate – we don’t do dog tucker – sorry.
33. 33

    “At the end of the day New Zealand people don’t care about the whereabouts of Jason Ede.”
    1. 33.1

       lol that’s a good one. Very “Fargo”.
34. 34

    “I didn’t say we’ve got to do some “trucking shredding”….”
35. 35

    Rawshark’s next move was nothing if not audacious…
36. 36

    Mobile vote counter waiting for Cunliffe and Turia to vote.
37. 37

    The question is, how do we get it up to the PM’s office?
38. 38

    “Sneak Jason Ede out inside a sack of documents please”
39. 39

    Leonardo and Splinter discovered that their arch-enemy had formed a working relationship with a corrupt government.
40. 40

    Is it a Dalek?
41. 41

    Key govt signs new contract with beehive “cleaners”

    But still can’t get the sh*t off his hands

    Out damn spot, out

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