Caption competition

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  5. 5

    1) Certainly no angel, despite the butterfly wings.

    2) No more leopard-skin prints, it’s strictly Teflon coated frocks for this leader-in-waiting.

    3) Put your hands up if you’re guilty of kicking legitimate social security recipients off a benefit for “not meeting your obligations”, (even though the recipient has done what’s required), in order to achieve “1500 going off a benefit every week”.

  6. 6

    Paula says “Snakes eyes your skull Judy Doll.”

    Judith’s venomous reply “In your case mad snakes eyes dear.”

  9. 9

    I’m an Abaddon, I’m an Abaddon, i’m a, i’m a, i’m a,

    I’m an Abaddon, I’m an Abaddon, i’m a, i’m a, i’m a,

    yeah yeah yeah i’m coming for you

    I’m an Abaddon, I’m an Abaddon, i’m a, i’m a, i’m a,

  10. 10

    “Eh, what’s up, doc?”

    “I wonder what the poor bunnies are doing this season”

    “And remember, ‘mud’ spelled backwards is ‘dum'”

    “Here I go with the timid little woodland creature bit again. It’s shameful, but…ehhh, it’s a living”

      1. 13.1.1

        … I thought I would do my bit for Maari language week. This is what I learnt at my daughter’s kindy — “Oma rapeti …”

  17. 17

    Minister during her keynote speech to the WINZ workers conference:

    “Leave the positive public PR to me. I’ll talk about how many claimants we have successfully helped get off benefits and into jobs. This is how you will present the options to beneficiaries….”.

  20. 20

    With a hee-haw here,
    and a hee-haw there.
    here a hee
    there haw
    everywhere a hee-haw
    Ol’ #teamkey sold us out
    gawdamn thievin’ crooks

    next verse?

  26. 26

    “..and if i get back in again..if i get another go at them…

    ..i am going to find the biggest strap-on i can..

    ..and i am going to screw those beneficiaries like they have never been screwed before..’.

    1. 26.1

      lol, Phil’s one best suits the image, one can imagine the hip action


      mine is


      “so I like told Rebs; I am a special benefit sweetie!, cool eh Dear Leader?
now about my new electorate office
”

  28. 28

    Like I have been saying we are offering beneficiaries “support (lifting her fingers to indicate quotation marks)” to get into work

  29. 29

    “Those beneficiaries have horns like this and they are of the devil… burn them I say, burn them!”

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