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  1. 2

    Just delete the two words ‘better’ and ‘for’ and it’s an accurate enough statement.

    We have to do hardworking tax payers, beneficiaries etc etc

  2. 3

    Hard working families and beneficiaries are asking : “When will John Key give us out hands and feet back, so that we can meet our full potential?”

  3. 6

    I;m more worried about children growing up in debt-dependent households. Think of the precedent it sets. Sheesh.

  4. 9

    (stop giggling Paula…. you and I both know we don’t believe a word of what I just allegedly said. (even if it is a matter of public record ) )

    1. 11.1

      ah – that’s what those scary giant figures are – they’re not protecting the family, they’re eating it.

  5. 12

    Didn’t Key grow up in a “welfare dependent household”?
    It’s got to be better than growing up under a bridge eating weeds to survive surely?
    Or did his mum being on the DPB/widows benefit cramp his potential?
    More National illogic and demonisation.

  6. 13

    And we will do better for those beneficiaries – the CEO’s, the business owners, the overseas investors, the lawyers, accountants, the farmers, the …..

    The other beneficiaries, the poor ones, we don’t give a shit about.

  7. 19

    So, under a Key government:

    * Hardworking taxpayers … will get to work harder

    *Beneficiaries falling far short of their potential … will fulfil their potential to fall further

    and

    *Children growing up in welfare-dependent households … will have their growth stunted.

  8. 20

    key:..’ackshully..!..i wish people would stop calling paula and i apostates..

    ..that is just a filthy socialist lie..!

    ‘cos ackshully..!neither paula or i have ever been a member of a chrisian-cult…eh..?

    phillip ure..

  9. 21

    fake-xmas-tweet..from paula bennett..having xmas at home in henderson this year..

    ‘we have had a lovely time..!

    ..we went a bit crazy with the shopping/credit card.(sorry..!..debit-card..of course..!..i don’t need credit any more..silly me..!.)

    ..and we just stayed at home..watching old home movies..reminiscing..eating lots and lots of chocolate..(oh..!..naughty me..!..)

    ..videos of the times when as a solo-mum i/we were able to live quite well..the kids were all well fed and warm..

    ..and i got help from the government to go to university and study to get my degree..which of course..set me/us free..

    ..(video of me on my first day at uni..all excited i was..all kitted out with new gear paid for with my study-grant..i looked a treat..!..)

    ..happy days..!

    ..(b.t.w..does anyone know what an ‘apostate’ is..?..some leftie-blogger keeps calling me one..maybe it means i am a religious/holy politician..?..that’d be nice..eh..?..)

    ..i have found the only annoying thing about holidaying at home in henderson..is all the homeless-people littering up the streets…

    ….why can’t they just go behind a wall..or hide in a bush..or something..?

    ..it’s kinda annoying..!

    ..merry xmas to me/mine..!

    ..paula..

  10. 22

    This policy thing is easy-peasy – just repeat the same old stuff about laziness and incompetence of the welfare strata and show simple robotic figures that the simple-minded can recognise.

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