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One of these people is in control of the ACT party and the other is in control of the National party? Guess who?
Looks like an inside job.
National goes in one of Don’s ears and comes out the other as gnats. Meanwhile, John is grossly overvalued in the Guess the Leader’s IQ competition.
Clever!
The one with short fat hairy legs and the tall one with glasses – must be Eric and Ernie.
“Oooh! Ooooh! Don! Don! I don’t have a picture of me standing next to you for my scrapbook! Get over here quick! Now say cheese…”
Ones and twos.
Is Brash a recycled politician or a body guard?
Don’s love child revealed!
Stop strange-sect marriages NOW!!!
Brilliant, Craig! That wins my prize. I laughed out loud (coffee snort)
Just another San Francisco Wedding.
DonKey
The four fleas of inequity fly in star formation out of Don Brash’s ear and move in an inexorable parabolic arc toward their new host.
Do we look like gnats??
I’ve got a gun, John. Just keep smiling and no one gets hurt.
Luke I am your father.
John: How come you’re so much taller than me?
Don: I’m using Rodney Hide as a soap box. Don’t laugh, it’ll be you next.
The Civil Union bill had many unintended consequences.
Donashima and Keyasaki getting together to Fukushima the NZ economy and its people.
‘A photo of the next Government’
National Party leadership displays individuality and flair.
Tweedle dee and Tweedle dum(b)
One is the ex leader of a Rouges gallery.
The other is the current leader.
The Don thinks ………dunno how long I can put on a smiley face with this prick.
Keysta thinks …………dunno how long I can put on a smiley face with this prick.
Two Mafia Dons avoid the court of public opinion.
Oh no, not again.
Key: Who is gonna replace Goff after his trouncing in Novemebr?
Brash: Hidey is looking for a new job!!
Don: What are you going to do with your entourage after the election, John?
John: You mean I’m not allowed to keep them? So what did Bill mean when he said I’d be safe and sound in Hawaii before the year was out?
What do you mean we gotta go back to the future doc?
“The two faces of money”
Don Brash plans his take over of the Young Nats leadership.
From left
The future PM of NZ followed by the winner of the 2011 NZ next top model
😛
‘Proboscis Monkey leaders get a red nose when they’re angry or excited, leaving party faithful confused at Nact Conference’
What you can’t see in the photo is that they’re holding hands while being fluffed.
Key exposed as a stupid alien dumped on Earth by his mother race after foolishly exposing his antennae because he was told he was going to a Party reception.
🙂 I thought it looked like Key had antennae coming out of his head too
reference photo taken at a very early stage of the ” look away into the distance, and smile confidantly” rehearsal sessions.
thunderbirds are go!
International Rescue , Brains speaking
Dam you Don , that was my line .
John Key attempted but failed to tell Don Brash they were not celebrating his 75th birthday made awkward when Brash’s mother appeared in a wheelchair with a cake singing happy birthday.
If you’re sappy and you know it, clap your hands, clap your hands!
It’s a Banker and a Wanker!
erm…which is the banker and which is the wanker?
Take your pick. You can’t go wrong.
One of them believes he is the leader of his party and will be again, come November.
The other believes otherwise.
What makes more noise than one dinosaur…?
I”ll take the North Island you take the South.
“Always two there are, no more, no less. A master… and an apprentice.”
“But which was destroyed, the master or the apprentice?”
Tweedle- Um and Tweedle- Eek.
‘Gone’ by lunchtime.
Well on their way by lunchtime.
Look, John, there’s a chap over there who sure knows how to blow a whistle.
The undertakers dressed in dark suits say:
“Welcome to your funeral, buddy!”
“Don’t worry, we’ve got it all organised and you’re in best hands. Just trust us and we will look after your last journey.”
The Sith always come in twos
From Yoda’s knowledge of the Sith
The rule of Two – from Wookieepedia
Cool!!
😆
The Winner!.
Prime Ministers rating soars in a John or Don poll.
Top two finalists in NZ Traitor-Idol pose before going into the deciding treason round.
” … and the winner for Best Supporting Actor goes to John Key for ‘The Organ Grinder’s Monkey’. Mr Key couldn’t be at the awards ceremony today and remain sober, so accepting on his behalf is the writer, producer and chief financial officer of the soon to be cancelled series, Don Brash.”
Heading: Only an ass would vote for a donkey government.
Superimposed text: Hee – Ha-aw!
For all Don’s history as a firm tory, former National leader and now leader of Act, he still needs to wear a name tag?
Or :
John: shit, Don, we’re all supposed to remove our club badges when being photographed
Don: But I really like it, and what harm can it to? Perfectly aggreeable sentiment for most real New Zealanders.
John: Don, the motto is “National: proudly skull-fucking the New Zealand worker for 75 years”
The guy on the right will get a second term.
[lprent: When writing comments it frequently pays to engage your brain before posting the comment. It reduces the number of people who write you off as a fool.
In this case the person on the right was elected to the house in 2002 and is currently serving his third term. Even a basic level of precision in what you say helps immensely in others thinking that you may be worth engaging with. ]
Key: Yes you can play but I am still in charge.
Brash: That’s OK – just think of ACT as a retirement village for disgruntled ex MP’s.
DON-KEY
NEXT TIME LEAVE THEM IN ANTARTICA AND SAVE THE PENGUINS -THEIR DRESSED READY TO GO