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Open Mike 04/07/2026

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  1. bwaghorn 1

    https://www.stuff.co.nz/home-property/361001802/planning-experts-accuse-helen-clark-nimbyism-over-her-opposition-auckland-housing-plan

    Clark the nimby, not surprised really after her vanity attack on south island farms back in the day that she'd say fuck you to people needing house in central Auckland

    • Mercurio 1.1

      Chris Bishop points the Blue finger at Helen Clark.

      Very rare to hear anyone from this National Government blaming someone from Labour for … well, anything at all!

      • Drowsy M. Kram 1.1.1

        Chris Bishop points the Blue finger at Helen Clark.

        yes There's been plenty of finger pointing at [Auckland] housing plans for some time.

        National u-turns on bipartisan accord for townhouse zoning
        [1News, 28 May 2023]
        The townhouse bill was supported by all parties, with the exception of ACT, after the Government teamed up with National to push the legislation through two years ago.

        At the time, Collins said the commitment to work together was "truly a historic moment" for the two political parties.

        "Today is truly a historic moment for New Zealand: a time when our two major political parties stepped up together to give Kiwis the right to build," she said.

        Libertarian leader turns chief NIMBY [The Kākā, 4 Sept 2025]
        David Seymour to campaign to block Chris Bishop's up-zoning of inner-city Auckland, including Epsom; "This plan is not necessary, and will have negative unintended consequences," he says

        All the bogus reasons for National’s latest housing U-turn
        [The Spinoff, 19 Jan 2026]
        That writer was, you guessed it, David Seymour before he became the MP for Epsom. If he, along with others within government, have augmented their views to better align with their well-heeled constituents, that’s their right. But spare us the arguments about buses and pipes. The opponents to Plan Change 120 aren’t worried about housing going into areas where there’s no infrastructure; they’re worried about it going into areas where there’s plenty. Their pro-planning message makes little sense except as a cover for another less palatable one, heard in the background of every housing debate since time immemorial: not in my backyard.

        [comments]
        Auckland's housing plan will be like the 400 houses Nicola Willis promised them before the last election . It's not going to happen. How many time does Auckland need to be fooled before they give this government the boot?

        >>>
        Excellent article. It's really so simple. We need affordable housing close to PT and safe cycle and walking paths. We need a City Mission style Home Ground in each suburb to help our homeless whānau and we needed those years ago. We need liveable 15 minute cities & we need mandatory voting so it's not only those with villas and verandas who vote. David should become a realtor. I think Epsom probably needs another one.

        >>>
        Hard work of current property owners, forsooth. If a house in a leafy suburb is a reward for hard work, how come they're not all owned by shop assistants, cleaners, nurses, care-home workers and bus drivers? As ever, Hayden, you've gone to the heart of the matter. If this stupid Government allows one more house to be built on invaluable agricultural land, land which will be more and more necessary to feed people who live here, as the present "world order" comes under increasing pressure, this should be a signal for a revolution.

    • Ad 1.2

      Clark and her local community have been very consistent over multiple decades, particularly over the impact of the ever expanding Eden Park, which is one of the worst town planning anomalies in New Zealand.

      Bishop is just an asshat with little to show for his time in office either in housing or in transport.

      Clark and her neighbourhood have also been battling Auckland Council and central government together.

      If Auckland Council is so policy-determined to get high densities along Dominion Road when ordinary citizens have owned and enjoyed their houses there for decades, then Auckland Council should put its money where its mouth is, invoke the Public Works Act, and buy them out and develop them to the scale they want.

      Instead, Auckland Council over a quarter of a century has just fucked around with scheme after scheme to "improve" the broader residential margins around Dominion Road and Walters Road, and its transport efficiency, and actually achieved next to nothing.

      Sure for the casual unthinking leftie or Nat grunt, any resistance to change looks like a conservative kick, but it would be very, very easy for Helen Clark to go through year upon year and millions and millions of dollars wasted.

      And that waste also falls upon the previous Labour Government and its light rail scheme that also entailed promises of vast redevelopment of land close to Dominion Road, very very little of which was actually achieved.

      Sometimes a citizen actually defending their rights is itself actually worth defending, and this is one of those times.

      • SPC 1.2.1

        They do not need to buy out the houses (that is for public works). Once there is density in the plan developers will make their own bids to existing landowners.

        Any area with PT, bus or train, can handle the density.

        The constraint on density is storm water run off capacity. This requires some spacing.

        Thus not all of Dominion Road, half and half

    • greywarshark 1.3

      bw – Do you have a full and better reason for running down Clark's objection to Auckland housing plan? Your comment sounds like an addled brain fart.

      What do you think she is right about and wrong in full please. Attacking of policies and people as automatic targets for hoarded hostility is not helpful. We must use our mental energies to see off the really dangerous dogs – watch their eyes and their ears carefully and you will know what to be on guard about. Some you throw a stick for and some take a stick to.

    • SPC 1.4

      What vanity attack was that?

    • Belladonna 1.5

      At least the Right are honest about their NIMBYism……

  2. Dennis Frank 2

    Geopolitics will be hit by the warp factor sometime soon: https://nationalinterest.org/blog/buzz/5-reasons-us-aircraft-carriers-are-more-vulnerable-ever-210201

    Summary and Key Points: This essay highlights the increasing vulnerabilities of aircraft carriers in modern warfare. With advancements in technology such as Unmanned Underwater Vehicles (UUVs), Unmanned Aerial Vehicles (UAVs), anti-ship ballistic missiles like China’s “Carrier Killer” missiles, hypersonic weapons, and the ever-present nuclear threat, the once-dominant aircraft carrier faces significant challenges.

    So far so good for Trump, but his cowboyism is now a target in the strait. His point-man here wishes for an aircraft-carrier visit, wistfully.

    saying he would like to see a nuclear-powered US aircraft carrier make a visit to Auckland. https://newsroom.co.nz/2026/07/03/trumps-man-in-nz-wants-to-prove-us-is-no-boogeyman/

    Since Ak has long been a nuke target for the Russians due to the Devonport Naval Base, a rw govt with spine could indulge the yanks with no security downside.

  3. Dennis Frank 3

    The window on the world opened by the CFR: https://www.cfr.org/articles/where-does-american-strategy-go-from-here

    The time is ripe for a fundamental reevaluation of American strategy—one that accepts the reality that there will be no going back to a business-as-usual foreign policy after this administration and that urgently seeks creative ideas for the future. That is why the Council on Foreign Relations (CFR) is launching the Future of American Strategy Initiative. With this ambitious, multiyear effort, we aim to answer the defining question: Where does America go from here? … American power remains formidable across every major dimension: economic, technological, and military.

    That multidimensional triad preserves US hegemony. We need no further evidence that metapattern 3 is driving thought at the top level of geopolitics, but you can always reach for the slogan of the French Revolution (Liberté, Égalité, Fraternité) or the triad that drives money flow (unit of account, exchange, mutual value).

    CFR's intellectual initiative onsite acquires heft via links to 6 essays. Use of 6 in optionality tends to facilitate organic and organisational stuff. Parts cohere, configure, as natural influencers in continual rapport with the whole. Such is operational holism as per Deep Green. They then hit the viewer with a heptad: The Future of Regional Relations.

    Following we get a second hexad: The Future of Geoeconomics. Anyone into the future of the global economy is likely to get a few clues, I expect. Then they do a tetrad on The Future of Great Power Rivalry. Such relative constraint is refreshing – 4 tends to systematise thought so we get a more schematic scenario that simplifies into overview.

    So well-done to the Ivy Leaguers for their applied neopythagorean framing. Bet it was done subliminally! Nevertheless, a reward for discerning readers via nudge theory…

  4. bwaghorn 4

    You don't have to blindly defend all "lefties" all the time mercurio .

    • Mercurio 4.1

      That's true, bwaghorn but you will, I hope, agree that I didn't indicate support for what Helen Clark is saying, I merely pointed at a well-recognised habit shown repeatedly and invariably by the members of this National-led/mis-led Government, to blame Labour and her stars, for everything under the sun.

      Ad however, makes a strong case for looking more deeply into the heated attack you mounted 🙂

  5. Dennis Frank 5

    Thiel vs Pope update: https://edition.cnn.com/2026/07/02/us/peter-thiel-aspen-pope-china-ai-cec

    Because the pope’s message could influence some Americans, but is unlikely to be heeded by people in China, Thiel argued, the encyclical threatened to slow down only one side of the “race between the US and China” to advance AI. In his own view, Thiel said, that means Leo is “working for the Chinese Communists.” The Aspen audience received his characterization of the pope as a Chinese agent with laughter.

    The Vatican did not respond to a request for comment. Friction between the tech billionaire and the Vatican is not new. In March, Thiel gave an invitation-only lecture series on the Antichrist in Rome, just blocks away from the Holy See. The lectures reportedly unnerved the Vatican and prompted two Catholic universities to publicly state that they were not involved in hosting the events.

    His pope as commie agent scenario is infotaining enough to get mimetic traction yet the Antichrist in Rome may scale up cultural impact further. Folks with an inner sceptic will proclaim he's not really there – pragmatists will respond that we'd have to go there with the right detection device to empirically test the thesis. I'll remain agnostic till then.

  6. PsyclingLeft.Always 6

    Reasons to Vote ….Labour/Green November '26 : #….

    Former Whanganui Mayor Michael Laws says he wants to be broadcasting minister

    And is he a good fit for NZFist ? Well IMO he ticks the denier/conspiracist/racist/asshole checklist….so, absolutely.

    He has faced criticism for calling the late Tongan King Taufa'ahau Tupou IV a "bloated brown slug" in 2006, and calling Governor-General Anand Satyanand a "fat Indian" in 2010.

    He was taken off air in 2011 after talking in his talkback show about wanting to shoot journalists over coverage of that year's election.

    https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/politics/658049/former-mayor-broadcaster-michael-laws-to-stand-for-nz-first-in-upcoming-election

    Ditch the pricks November '26 !

    • Mercurio 6.1

      Laws is a putrid bladder of bile.

      He will see himself as Winston's heir already.

      • PsyclingLeft.Always 6.1.1

        The Matua (the other one, Shane) might have other ideas? Hopefully some ugly (well, uglier : ) infighting to come….

        On Laws….he has an already confirmed cooker base in Waitaki. Santana Supporters……

  7. bwaghorn 7

    Bishop is an arsehat.

    Not sure what dominion rd has to do with it, i avoid Auckland.

    Eden park should be demoshed and a multi use covered stadium should be down the water front near britomart.

    Character homes my arse , land hungry inefficient to heat and cool heaps of snobbery.

    Pull them all down except a museum piece or two.

    • Mercurio 7.1

      "A mosh pit is an energetic, self-contained zone near the front of a stage at rock, punk, or metal concerts where fans voluntarily push, shove, and bump into one another. It functions as a safe, cathartic release of energy, not a place meant for actual violence."

      Yeah, demosh Eden Park. Who needs a "a safe, cathartic release of energy,"??

      • Dennis Frank 7.1.1

        push, shove, and bump into one another

        An interactive triad also seen in Brownian motion, thus further mass evidence of biodiversity as praxis. Ideologists could seize upon this remarkable correlation any day now, eh? As for the notion that public venues ought to be used to lower mass energy levels and provide mass exhibitions of entropy simultaneously, I'm sceptical.

        Not that it ain't a good idea. More that fads aren't often trans-generational, so mass-marketing the thing will be very tricky. For those seeking a profit, I mean.

      • gsays 7.1.2

        Pray tell, what do punk or metal concerts have to do with Eden Park?

        Mosh pits, in my experience, are always better under a roof. Usually in a smaller venue.

        • Mercurio 7.1.2.1

          Mosh pits, I'm my experience, are always better not touched with a ten-foot pole.

          • gsays 7.1.2.1.1

            TBF, that sounds like a lack of experience. If it's not for you it's not for you.

            The first 40 seconds of this shows the current habit in some audiences, albeit without a roof. A big hole is made then it closes. Quickly.

            https://youtu.be/8A8s9gx9pGM?si=_GgXnfachlSgZszC

            I’ve been in the pit for Janes Addiction, Primus, Tool, QOTSA, Viagra Boys and Nirvana. All safe, if boisterous, spaces. The degree of care for each other is genuinely high.

            Again what does it have to do with Eden Park?
            Edit, ahh I see, a typo in wags comment.

    • Ad 7.2

      Dominion Road is the arterial that runs closest to Helen Clark's part of Mt Eden, then there's Eden Park, then Sandringham Road. Walters Road connects the two roads and goes beside Eden Park.

      You might want to look up the development zones that Helen Clark s concerned about.

  8. Dennis Frank 8

    Clowning on the global stage: https://www.aljazeera.com/opinions/2026/7/1/the-iran-talks-expose-the-collapse-of-us-diplomacy

    Gaza appears to be, for Kushner and Witkoff, where the fusion of real estate investment and international diplomacy finds its ultimate realisation. Kushner started speaking of Gaza as an investment opportunity in 2024, and has since launched “Project Sunrise” – a particularly Orwellian name choice given that in Gaza the sun sets over the Mediterranean but rises from Israel, which has been translated by the Board of Peace, on whose executive board Kushner and Witkoff sit, into a “Master Plan for Gaza”. That plan appears to be inspired by a cross between company towns and work-camps, with clearly delineated zones for industry and housing, between which Palestinians would be forced to commute, unable to move from one such segment of Gaza to another. Meanwhile, the coastline would be transformed into luxury hotels. Or, as the Times of Israel put it, within 10 years, “70% of Gaza’s coastline should be monetized.”

    File this under capitalist dreams are fun. Reality, otoh, involves sovereignty and law. We ain't there yet. Still, Trump declared his intent awhile back so good to see his servants are complying. Maybe he'll force Netanyahu into submission, to grant the US part of the coastline and maybe a military base…

  9. tWig 9

    Further ro the discussion this week on Russian threats to Nato countries. Poland thinks there is a feint by Putin in Poland or other bordering counties coming up, to test nato's response.

    "Latvian media reported in June that its intelligence services had warned Moscow was planning military provocations in the region, or in Poland.
    Lithuania's ambassador to Nato said on Thursday that Russia was more likely to resort to hybrid warfare – such as missile or drone incursions – than a conventional military attack".

    https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cj0gp88q4l4o?at_medium=RSS&at_campaign=rss

  10. joe90 10

    Fucking ghouls want to kill us.

    /

    The Pike River disaster was meant to transform workplace safety in New Zealand.

    Fifteen years on, journalist Rebecca Macfie says that consensus is unravelling – and the country is forgetting the lessons that cost 29 men their lives.

    For a time after the Pike River disaster, it seemed that a new political consensus had emerged.

    Parties of both left and right agreed change was needed to make sure no worker would again go to work uncertain whether they would make it home at the end of the day.

    But just 15 years later, those lessons are being actively forgotten.

    This week, the coalition government's Health and Safety at Work Amendment Bill passed its third reading in Parliament, removing full health and safety protections for an estimated quarter or more of New Zealand workers.

    […]

    32 views Jul 3, 2026

    Why is the government pushing health and safety reforms that even many businesses oppose? Journalist Rebecca Macfie joins Public Interest to unpack the coalition's Health and Safety Amendment Bill, the myths about "red tape", and why she believes New Zealand is forgetting the lessons of Pike River.

    […]

    11:12 The myth of "red tape" and the problem with "blue tape"

    https://www.publicinterest.nz/fifteen-years-after-pike-river-new-zealand-is-dismantling-the-reforms-it-inspired/

  11. bwaghorn 11

    Spc

    Clark's pushing of tenure review, where lease holders got title of the high value land and paid fortunes to give up the hills so trampers could wander through wilding pine pig and deer infested park land

    I’m may be able to have people run rings around in a debate, but wealthy lefties don’t mind density and mines and farming just not in the private elysium .

    • weka 11.1

      That tenure review process was bad (neoliberal dumbfuckery), but let's not forget that farmers got to own freehold land that had that point belonged to the crown. It was a wholesale land transfer to people who were often already wealthy, in exchange for the crown retaining some conservation land that would no longer be farmed/grazed.

      I don't know how many farmers had to pay large sums in that, my understanding is there was often a straight swap.

  12. bwaghorn 12

    Oh I havnt forgotten it was stupid beyond belief but you can't blame farmers for taking a windfall of epic proportion s

    • weka 12.1

      lol, true. I like Clark, especially in her older years 😈, but she wasn't perfect and did some damage while PM

    • Mercurio 12.2

      The high-and-mighty high-country farmers creamed it big time because they hold significant influence over right-wing politicians.

      EOS.

  13. bwaghorn 13

    https://www.stuff.co.nz/business/farming/3356552/Farmers-deny-rip-off-over-tenure-review-land-deals

    The big windfall came from selling the newly acquired titles at a huge markup from what the government valued it at, during the review process

    Clark let cullan do his magic and kept us out of stupid wars , so not all bad

    • Hunter Thompson II 13.1

      Ann Brower (academic) investigated this rip-off: https://www.stuff.co.nz/opinion/110626162/ending-the-tragedy-of-high-country-land-sales

      Her book details the devious way in which public land was gifted to the rural squatocracy: see "Who Owns the High Country?" (2008).

      Farmers in McKenzie country made huge profits by on-selling land they freeholded. I wonder if the IRD taxed them on the gains, or did it back off cos it was scared of controversy.

      • PsyclingLeft.Always 13.1.1

        HTll …from your Link. (And yes, I followed all this from years back…a surefire rort for some)

        High-country farmer subdivision profits released

        Shell out $265,000 and collect more than $10 million. It's one of several nice little high-country earners.

        That's the mark-up that one South Island runholder couple made from subdividing some of their land freeholded through the tenure review process.

        And of course FedFarm running justification…

        Federated Farmers is taking issue with Brower's findings, saying any subsequent multimillion-dollar gains from subdivision do not expose flaws in the tenure review process.

        Instead it says they are merely a consequence of district council plans allowing subdivision to take place.

        And again…..Its not them…its the Councils fault !

        Federated Farmers national vice-president and high-country liaison spokesman Dr William Rolleston said Brower's research "completely misses the point".

        "All the subdivisions – it isn't actually tenure review that allows a landowner to subdivide. It's the district plan and the council.

        "To say tenure review is creating a whole lot of wealth for the farmers – that's not true. If there is an increase in wealth from subdivision, that is a council function not a tenure-review function."

        https://www.stuff.co.nz/ipad-editors-picks/8659998/High-country-farmer-subdivision-profits-released

        Some other Links to Prof Ann Brower's work if interested…

        https://newsroom.co.nz/2021/02/18/we-need-a-new-cat-in-the-high-country/

        https://www.rnz.co.nz/national/programmes/afternoons/audio/2018864844/professor-s-work-on-high-country-farm-sales-celebrated

  14. bwaghorn 14

    You can't blame people for taking an opportunity given to them buy piss poor government actions

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