#keylines

There was some great fun on twitter yesterday with the hashtag #keylines.

Here’s some samples:

@petrajane:

@RobbCarrNZ:
Heard John Key said in the house yesterday if Labour is elected the 2012 apocalypse is more likely to happen #KeyLines

@juliefairey:
John Key heard from somebody that if Labour were in government Piri Weepu would be injured too. #KeyLines

@Lol_Nats:
I’m not saying that the Harvey Norman TV ads aren’t loud, I’m just saying that under a Labour Government, they’d be louder #KeyLines

@publicaddress:
John Key heard from somebody that if Labour were in government kittens would be twice as likely to die. #KeyLines

@lyndonhood:
Last time John Key spoke to the Borg, it said we were all far more likely to be assimilated under Labour #keylines

@SamForty:
John Key heard Graham Henry say, that every time someone votes Labour a 1st 5 pulls a groin muscle #keylines

@hellonearthis:
John Key heard from somebody that male pattern baldness will increase under a Labor government #Keylines

@DavidSlack:
John Key heard from somebody at MediaWorks that Coronation St will be on pay TV at 3am if Labour wins. #KeyLines

Any more?

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Another from @publicaddress:
John Key heard from someone that if Labour were the government the only music would be dubstep. #KeyLines

John Key heard from someone at Sky TV that if Labour was in government the whole country would be downgraded to the basic package #Keylines

Of coarse he wasnt at the meeting he’s always on holiday!

John Key has an email from an unnamed source that says if Labour win the election it will be compulsory for everyone to be gay.

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The Gormless Fool formerly known as Oleolebiscuitbarrell

12 October 2011 at 12:48 pm

Oooh. Even Clooney?
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  McFlock
  
  12 October 2011 at 1:11 pm
  
  Hot diggety – I’m voting national! 🙂
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Thane Pullan

13 October 2011 at 2:32 pm

LOL making it compulsory for everyone to be gay would almost convert me to a National voter, almost.

John Key heard from a Maltese holding company that if there was a change in government we’d be able to walk to Australia on the upturned hulls of wrecked ships.

Key heard from a chick that under a Labour Government women would be made to have a sex change until there were equal numbers of men and women so that there wouldn’t be a man drought.