Caption contest

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   All the country’s problems solved, the Prime Minister had literally nothing better to do than pretend to drive a toy jet boat
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      Where’s that last drink taking you, Prime Minister ?
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         “Come on, get the hell out of there, you little brat !!!. I’ve told you before. Don’t make me come down there and get you out !.”
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   Key driving the economy.
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      Ahh, snap….had the same idea when I saw the news of his “Shit-Over” photo-op.
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   “So when things turn to custard, this jet will be my quick exit plan to fly to Hawaii! Vroom vroom!”
4. 4

   The King’s Speech version 2.0

   ‘Tehpot tehpot thai boat thai boat! We’re the iPad government, the iPad government! Vroom vroom’

   ‘Teapot teapot toy boat toy boat, Mr Key.’ [Sheesh…]
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   just by the by, I hate how he has taken to wearing the silver fern lapel all the time. shades of what Bush administration officials did after 9/11. And a reference to the All Blacks.

   It’s a form of wrapping yourself in the flag designed to make you immune from criticism.
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   “I’m looking at getting this jet for the Defence Force so that I won’t organise to use the choppers next time”
7. 7

   You really don’t think I can look stupider than Brash walking the plank? That sounds like a challenge…
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      Brash: Walked the plank for voters
      Key: Pulls a prank on voters
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   “That’s more suitable, much more fun than driving the economy into the ground eh boy.”
9. 9

   John Key joins the Shriners: “where’s my funny hat?”
10. 10

    To the cycleway!
11. 11

    I’m still not sure you fully grasp this anti-piracy legislation Prime Minister…
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    Toot toot chugga chugga big red boat
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       h e h e 😀
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    They mustn’t have understood him when he asked them to shoot over with a jet for him.
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    You’ll find it’s a lot easier to steer if you’re actually going somewhere
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    New adventure tourism regulations won’t take the fun out of jet boating, says Key
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    “Wonder if people would love me more if they see me driving this instead of a BMW? Nah.”
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       Am I in the hot seat?
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    Sadly, after the election, John Key had to downsize considerably from his earlier BMW limousine…
18. 18

    Look, tax breaks for R&D results in stuff like this…
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    only room for one in key’s waka
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       Nice 🙂
    2. 19.2

       Ain’t that the truth!
       “Don’t worry John. You come to NZ and be the boss. You get the photos and the others will push the paper.”
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    Noddy Car Mk 2.
    1. 20.1

       Key auditioning for a ‘Noddy in Toyland’ movie to be made by Jackson and Parasite Productions.
       ‘Shonkey Noddy and his adventures in Toryland’
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    You got in by yourself mate so now can you please get out of my craft.

    Or

    I really wanted some of these for the RWC instead of those extra BMWs
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    Little Johnny Key fresh from his wet behind the ears budget debate caught in shock aqua-phobic therapy class.
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    Ugly Tourist Monster caught in filming of Peter Jackson’s remake of Land of the Giants
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    how much tax can I write off investing in this?
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    “Now peddle John peddle god damn it!”
26. 26

    The Minister of Tourism denies the effects of intense Dairying on NZ ‘s 100% Pure waterways
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    Unfortunately, the aquacar cut out midstream up S**t C***k, and Key was left without a paddle after ACT took on water, tried to bail out, but then capsized and sank, leaving no survivors…
28. 28

    “You mean there’s no rudder in this thing?”
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    Do I look over dressed in my suit?
30. 30

    Sorry Prime Minister, we’ve run out of clown cars, the helicopter is busy and this is all we have left…
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    “I know it’s a downgrade, but at least my arse is warm.”
32. 32

    Alan Gibbs cons some pratt into purchasing the prototype of his Aquada amphibious project.
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    Call me Bond James Bond.
34. 34

    Shit creek here I come !
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    “Look mate! I can still get my shot over. Now I’m off to pick up Bronagh ta shoot sim blanks.”
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       Wicked 🙂
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    “Exshully, ut’s pretty much 100% the size of half ov thuh reil one so thuts close enuff for me”
37. 37

    “Amphibious for new cylinders” photo-op tantrum: translator’s foot crushed by “cranky” PM”
38. 38

    “Akshully, werz the diplomatik boyz? I need them ta run along siad – arnd some motacycools arnd flags n things”
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       An entourage! Hah!
39. 39

    “…….and somewhere, a child waits.”
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    The hobbit on wheels
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    This’ll be the closest you’ll get to boating once the cows have shit in all the water.

    Next item a garden gnome fishing cause that’ll be all you get to catch as well.
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    “We’ll cut our emissions by driving tiny cars like these!”
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    “Nah – I won’t be getting no silly photo-op done in that little Shotover Jet thingy until after the election when I’ve got a mandate from the voters. Oops!”
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    Everyone else might be up the creek without a paddle, but I was brought up in a state house in Bryndwr with no father and if I can get out of this predicament everyone else should be able to.
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    Despite the adulation of his sycophants amongst the press gallery, Key found he couldn’t walk on water after all and had to use alternative means…
46. 46

    “It’s just like NZ, really – it’s mostly red, and I’m trying to turn it to the right.”
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    A sink or swim economy? Long live the boat-owning class!

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