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All that body building hasn’t really worked out down there, has it Rodney……?
Don (to Rodney): “Good God !, You mean if I topple you as Party Leader I’ll have to put up with Peter Dunne doing THAT to me each and every week ?!!!.”
Rodney (to Don): “Yep, Peter insisted on it as part of our Coalition Agreement.”
Don (to Rodney): “Rodders, I don’t think I want to be leader anymore.”
Don: “I mean, I knew Peter had a ‘blow wave’, but this is ridiculous !”
“Right, let me demonstrate, you stick the knife in here, and then with a bit of a twist and a sudden jerk…”
Vladimir and Estragon decide to tell Godot their plan
“Rodney, I told you back in 2005 (when I was having a cup of tea with Peter Dunne) to piss off. So, I’ll tell you once more, piss off.”
“Well Rodney. We can do this the easy way or the hard way. Your choice – loser.”
O M EFFING G Rodney. You’re right !!!
Your penis really does look like John Key
By the way Rodney was interviewed by Willie Jackson on Friday night. Rodney looked dishevelled, black and white lace-up ankle length sneakers, untidy shirt, tongue pushing cheek out, unable to be convincing in the face of Willie’s onslaught. Ag’in Rodney but a sad figure.
I look up to him, and he looks down on me . . .
…Face it Rodney, you and I will never see eye to eye…
I look up to him…
Rodney, this is for hanging round my meeting with Peter Dunne back in 2005 like a bad smell.
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10344404
“Peter Dunne’s bouffant is getting a bit ruffled down there”
that is such a classic shot 😆
“Look Rodney, I’m taking your party and your electorate from you… and while we’re at it, I’ll have those shoes and your pants!”
“And if you look here, Rod, you’ll see I am the preferred ACT leader for all those people who were polled and identified themselves as corn beef eating philanderers who don’t object to being bunged dosh under the table. Are you going to go quietly?”
“No chance, Don! Look again. There’s no way I’m giving up while I’ve still got the important fake name stolen from a dead baby demographic totally sown up. And the mad woman with the crazy hair vote is still standing up, despite her Doctor strongly suggesting she lie down.”
I bags you tell John – ( both at the same time)
Hey Don, see you’re still sporting a comb-over then.
I’m giving that pretense away. By 2011 I will look like
the complete Bovver Boy – totally smooth shiny shave. I
reckon by then the punters will be hanging out for some
real right-wing politics.
I think he’s still breathing, give him another boot Rodders.
No, I am not going to be your next “Dancing with the Stars” partner.
OMG – Look, it’s Dumb and Dumber
Hardy said to Laurel, “I think we should put our hats on so we appear handsomer.”
“I’m sure you think it’s impressive but you’ve got to come up with something a bit bigger than that. ”
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[pant pant] “Can I be your deputy Don? Can I? Can I? Huh?” [pant, pant] “Throw the stick again!” [pant, pant]
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“Oh yes, Rodney. I can see it now Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day.”
Nothing is ever done beautifully which is done in rivalship: or nobly, which is done in pride. – John Ruskin
How much does he have?
The winner (or should it be loser?) gets to have coffee with Peter Dunne on the 2011 election campaign trail.
Do you think Peter Jackson will give me a job if you get mine Don?
Brash- Meh, iv’e seen bigger.
One of these men is a right-wing extremist, the other is simply a buffoon.
Yes. If we made certain changes down there I could employ you as a eunuch in charge of my harem.
Don f-f-f-f-f-f-fetch a cloth.
I’m thinking of downsizing, Rodney, but….that’s just a little bit smaller than I want.
fuck off shorty