Caption competition

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1. 1

   History repeats…
2. 2

   Bill says, “nothing fishy in my caucus! It’s all out in the open – transparent as!

   Bigger than David Shearer’s, double the impact!
3. 3

   fishin’s great in Houston
   1. 3.1

      Bill butchers another election.
4. 4

   The Fish rots from the head down!
5. 5

   PM endorses apostrophe abuse

   [please use a different commenting name to avoid confusion, aye? Cheers.] – Bill
   1. 5.1

      Here we see the result of National Standards on teaching the three Rs.
   2. 5.2

      +1 good spot!
   3. 5.3

      Well, “KG” is not the correct unit for mass either …
6. 6

   Safety workers prepare to dispose of unwanted catch.
7. 7

   Out of the blue?
   Stink! I’ve turned pink!
8. 8

   Unfortunately parliament is not in session.

   (But I do have time for a charity boxing match if Cameron Slater of the glass jaw is willing, and I’d bet that I can fit in a racing car better than some others)
9. 9

   english loves the free-market so much, he forgot loaves and fishes.
10. 10

    Apex predator and its prey.

    a few fish there as well
    1. 10.1

       Yes.
11. 11

    For sale: used politician. Comes with own fishhooks.
12. 12

    The coalition partners…
13. 13

    SIS leave no stone unturned in the hunt for Rawshark.
    1. 13.1

       This is the winner ! Mrs Brillo .
14. 14

    one fish to be gutted in four weeks’ time
15. 15

    Yum – “whole fish pizza” for dinner at Bill’s place tonight.
16. 16

    MAF inspection cameras accidentally turned on by fishing company
17. 17

    Dead meat x3
18. 18

    I am a Catholic form of Jesus and look what I can create out of a few old bones.
19. 19

    Migrant workers pose with lying asshole and fish he did not catch.
20. 20

    Talley’s bribe English with two Hector dolphins.
21. 21

    Talley’s man with his electoral talisman- two dead fish……
22. 22

    Labour’s new delivery boy.
23. 23

    Good thing I’ve got an apron, that whale oil makes a mess of everything
24. 24

    Another Wealthy Right-Wing Groper.

    [Actually they are salmon of course]
25. 25

    There, see? Nothing fishy about my even-handedness.
26. 26

    Me on a photo-op for a company with the majority shareholder a notorious Malaysian multi-billionaire family who made their money ‘allegedly’ abusing human rights, indulging in corruption and felling rainforest!! Great Day, except for these deplorable minimum wagers here…(and I don’t mean the fish!). I doubt they will be moving out of their cars any time soon!

    Brighter Future!
27. 27

    So Long And Thanks For All The Fish.
    1. 27.1

       Very good!
28. 28

    Having a work out at the gym.
29. 29

    Off course the Dipper never really caught those fish,… the ones he caught were this long…

    But hes quite happy to take the big fish from the workers hard labours for dinner tonight..

    https://i0.wp.com/thestandard.org.nz/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/bill-english-tiny.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1
30. 30

    The fish to my right is Barclay and the fish to my left is the leaker.

    I just happen to be caught in the middle.
    1. 30.1

       But as per usual , the man in the middle is :

       https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-4ANFqmAWuNY/WZEXxdQ_vnI/AAAAAAAALjU/wWCeFUHhvUMbkHDR2zUYSSsefKxln3yyACLcBGAs/s1600/Bill%2BEnglish%2Btired%2Band%2Bcorrupt.jpg
       1. 30.1.1

          lOL
31. 31

    Um, no the “Blue September” ads on TV promoting prostate exams are not ours, but if you vote for us it will feel the same
32. 32

    Bill English showing he’s got mussels.
    1. 32.1

       But he hasn’t shown hes in Tuna with the voting populace…
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          As long as he doesn’t have crabs he won’t have an itch to scratch.
33. 33

    Parliament may be out, but school’s in!
34. 34

    They fell for it, hook, line and sinker, just like parliament.
35. 35

    Workers don safety suits to throw toxic bycatch over the side.
36. 36

    Who are we standing next to ?

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