Caption competition

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   Delivering onions to New Zealand.
   1. 1.1

      Don’t make me cry – please!
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   Bill English addressing the troops after the gnat record election loss.
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   Woman in safety vest thinks: “Why did I wear I heels today? I could have run away too if I’d only been in gym shoes!”
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   Empty room, empty boxes, empty promises.
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   This speech at a local produce company was a rousing success when 100% of the companies Kiwi employees as shown in this picture turned up to Nationals event.
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   Bill boxes on.
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      Nice one
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   Re crateing the magic
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   Anyone for selfies? Anyone? Pleeese?
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    The crowd didn’t turnip.
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       The sneak-peek leek must’ve gone to ground.
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    Despite being boxed in, Bill and Trade Minister McClay continued talking to the Natz support base of the staunch party faithful!
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    Bill prepares to bring tears to our eyes.
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    Coming to you live from National’s protester-proof bunker…
14. 14

    PM gives rousing speech to “pretty hopeless” Kiwi horticulture workers
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    That explains why he was waving his head back and forth like a cylon when he delivered the speech. Couldn’t remember what it was like speaking to a receptive audience.
16. 16

    Bill English time travels to… 2002
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    Bill rehearsing for the National campaign opening on Saturday with feedback from crates full of vegetables recreating the anticipated atmosphere of the launch.
    1. 17.1

       thats cruel but good Mac1
    2. 17.2

       @ mac1 (17) … Brilliant 🙂
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    ” Jim Bolger won at least one election and he was called Spud, might be worth a shot ? ”
    ” Yeah right Bill”.
19. 19

    PM makes earthquake preparedness safety video
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    National’s solution to homeless crisis. Crate ’em up and ship ’em to Kaeo
21. 21

    Checking Gov’t Panama Papers storage room.
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    We are ready to deliver for New Zealand.

    Bugger! Where’s the National Party heavy lifters when needed?
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    Labour have had more leaders since they last won an election than all the people in this photo.
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    If onions don’t make you cry Bill will.
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    Another wooden performance by Bill English.
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    Sunlight is indeed the best disinfectant, which is why Bill is standing in the shadows.
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    The brighter future for all New Zealanders is not where Bill’s standing.
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       Or put another way – The brighter future for all New Zealanders is where Bill’s not standing! But don’t take that to heart Gnashionals. As you were, you’re doing fine.
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    The DPS are masters of camouflage.
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    National Party policy announcement is regarded as unpalletable…
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    Where the hell are all our MSM mates when we need them? We pay them enough surely.
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    Gnats prepare for mass protests by stockpiling throwable vegetables.
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    Nationals Brighter Future disappearing on the floor.
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    And the winnah must be McFlock!
    Unpalletable… Bah-hahahaha!
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    fork lift says mr english – sadly no one laughed…
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       They didn’t know their onions.
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    Bill-“are you sure we don’t need the green screen this time?”.
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    Bribe them with 10 bridges. Bribe them 10 RONS. Ten potatoes? Nope out of ideas….
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    A vacancy at the warehouse.
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    I was only joking when i said Jacinda had already won.
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    The crowds of potatoes didn’t find Bill very a-ppeal-ing
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    Bill practices speech to cabbages and pumpkins!
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    “Bill’s, Bill’s and more Bill’s!”
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    Bill practices speech to cabbages and pumpkins!
    Or
    BILL launches imaginative new housing policy – its wooden crates!
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    Breaking News: Women with pony tails finally feel safe in the presence of a National leader.
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    All Workers in this area are to wear hi-viz jackets, all others wear suits.
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    Bill later described the audience as a little wooden but crateful for his time and commitment.
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    Wooden boxes, wooden leaders
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    English reveals his new affordable housing plan and solution to the housing crisis.
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    Bill “onion” English is inducted into the National Party Hall of Vegetable Fame alongside Jim “spud” Bolger and Don “corn Beef and peas” Brash
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    Warning….Tony Abbott eats onions skin and all and remember what happened to him.

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