You won’t believe this Herald hack’s hilarious homophobia!
Really Fran?
Natwatch
Serial fondler accuses Labour of “backing rapists”
Serial fondler of young persons’ hair and celebrity PM impersonator John Key lost it in Parliament today.
We are paying for Key and Coleman to attend the World Cup
John Key and Jonathan Coleman are attending the World Cup on the taxpayer’s tab.
Collins touting cars with her buddy Cam
Judith Collins is a tout (sorry “Brand Ambassador”) for a car dealer, and it looks like she’s using Cameron Slater’s blog to give her a hand.
Has John Key had a wank recently?
Apparently this is a question we ask in the media nowadays. Remember when the office of PM used to have a little dignity?
Dodgy reviews
Oh look, Whaleoil sponge Pete Belt has faked an Amazon review of Slater’s “book”.
Pandas for everyone
John Key is trying to divert attention away from the numerous problems the country is facing by talking about pandas.
The left like Red Peak flag coz Nazis
According to Cameron Slater the left support the Red Peak flag coz the Nazis used to brand political prisoners with a red triangle that looks like an upside down red flag.
Maurice Williamson super jerk
National MP Maurice Williamson was reported to have been so offensive in a recent presentation at SkyCity that attendees walked out of an awards dinner.
Mike Hosking – The case of the vanishing journalist
To try and excuse his obvious bias Mike Hosking is now claiming not to be a journalist (unfortunate that his bio material says he is). That Hosking would try and disown journalism speaks volumes to his character.
The cost of Joyce’s vanity
Another entry in the ongoing story of Steven Joyce’s ego-ministry – $600K for a web site.
Key priorities – puppy photo op not Pike River people
Unbelievable.
John Key’s brighter future
As milk prices plunge and Fonterra’s expected payout is cut to a level that will cause most farms to run at a loss John Key’s promised brighter future is disappearing fast.
The Flag will make us rich
John Key thinks the new flag will make us all rich and be worth billions.
Well he would wouldn’t he
Key denies claims that he said Maori language month would be boring. Whatever the phrasing it’s clear that he was insensitive and a 16-year-old girl has been upset. Key should just do the decent thing and apologise.
Breathless children
Tim Groser has some advice for us on the TPP – “We need adults to do this, not breathless children to run off at the mouth when the deal is not actually finished.”
Jumped tripped or fell
An honest answer in question time
Corrections minister in trouble
Sam Lotu-Iiga appears to have been lying.
Serco should be sacked
Video from the urgent debate today in Parliament concerning Serco and that company’s failure to abide by basic standards of imprisonment.
I bet he does
Fuck you Auckland!
That’s the Nats’ message to Auckland, who are getting a taste of some Canterbury style “democracy”.
Armstrong is Craig’s last fan
John Armstrong is apparently the last political “commentator” to take Colin Craig seriously. It’s really quite sweet.
More Nat infighting
Williamson lashes out at Bridges. The Nats would usually prefer to handle this sort of conflict behind behind closed doors.
Rachel Glucina leaves Herald and joins Mediaworks
Rachel Glucina is off to Mediaworks to run a new digital entertainment platform.
National to extinguish private property rights!
Shocking news I think you’ll agree.
Culprit for Nats’ housing fiasco located
You’ll never guess!
Nick Smith strikes out on housing land
Last night in Auckland…
Spark sponsoring hate blogger
Hey Spark – this is a terrible, terrible decision…
Peter Talley is now a knight
The Queens Birthday Honours List has been announced with Peter Talley’s contribution to philanthropy being rewarded with appointment as a Knights Companion.
Things that make you go “Hmmmm”
Sepp Blatter. John Key. Hmmmm.
Some Nats growing a spine on health and safety?
Helen Kelly and the CTU have done a great job raising the issues of workplace health and safety. Have they even got the attention of some Nats? Apparently there are delays to proposed changes as some in caucus resist.
Is Maurice Williamson jumping ship?
Rumours are surfacing that Maurice Williamson wanted to jump ship to Act but was turned down.
Angry Andy, Creepy Key
Today’s social media lolz. There’s a difference between obvious attempts to astroturf a nickname and ones that have gone viral naturally.
PM’s social media advisor lashes out on Twitter
PM’s staff threatening people on Twitter. Such a good look.