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The 5 Disgrunted National MPs

Written By: - Date published: 10:38 am, April 21st, 2026 - 21 comments
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Mike Hosking leaked the names of what he claims are the five National MPs who have been leaking bad press about Luxon to NZME.

According to Hosking they are:

  • Barbara Kuriger, Deputy Speaker – involved in an SFO case and reportedly attacked MPI staff in a “personal dispute” after her family were entangled in an animal abuse case – Taranaki-King Country MP
  • Sam Uffindell, once attacked a child and later entangled in allegations of abuse – Taranaki MP
  • Andrew Bayly, called a Kiwi worker and ex-service man a “loser” – Auckland MP
  • Joseph Mooney, called for deportation of a Kiwi citizen for warning about the rise of far right movements in NZ – Southland MP
  • Tim van de Molen, threatened Labour’s Shannan Halbert and was previously stripped of all portfolios – Waikato MP

The case keeps getting curiouser though.

Yesterday afternoon, Luxon denied that there were “5 MPs” after having told Hosking in the morning that there were five who were mouthing off about him to Thomas Coughlan.

This morning, Hosking read those names out loud.

Hosking is a Luxon ally and this morning Chris Penk told The Post Deputy Political Editor Henry Cooke that there would be “discipline” for the relevant MPs.

Questions abound:

Who leaked the MP names?

Did Thomas Coughlan not protect his sources or did it come from elsewhere?

Why did James Meager escape punishment? He reportedly helped tally the numbers for Chris Bishop’s failed leadership coup.

One thing is for certain – rather than engage in self-reflection and improvement, Luxon and his band of loyal Ministers is forging a war path to punish those who dared to express disapproval.

It comes as Kiwis face unprecedented economic and security risks within the current oil and broader security and economic crisis.

Today’s CPI results show that even before the Iran war and fuel crisis, inflation is now above the RBNZ target band.


In 2024, I wrote “New Zealanders deserve more than marketing”.

Unfortunately, we got even worse.

Post Script:

Luxon forced a vote after facing Caucus for the first time in weeks. And after publicly stating that unruly MPs will face discipline, the PM says he won the vote and has refused further questions from media

21 comments on “The 5 Disgrunted National MPs ”

  1. Obtrectator 1

    Don't think the 'Naki will be very happy about that association with Sam U!

    (Mods: by all means take this down once the necessary correction's been made.)

  2. gsays 2

    There was a great sound clip yesty evening summing up the latest Luxon 'competence display'.

    I forget where I heard it, RNZ I think, but it was a clip of Luxon criticizing Labour when in power, and they had a touch of disunity. Stark contrast with his actions currently.

  3. tsmithfield 3

    Actually, I think it is a good thing they are outed. If these are the ones doing the leaking, they are clearly people without a spine, not willing to stand up and be identified as holding their views. Complete cowardice and disloyalty, even though I think National made a mistake with Luxon.

    Anyway, who knows. The talking heads on "The Huddle" the other night were talking about how Helen Clark had dropped to about 2% in popularity and stared down a leadership challenge. She ended up being one of NZ's most popular prime ministers.

    So, perhaps dealing with this issue might be the making of him.

    • These 5 MPs in safe National seats are merely embroiled in the latest leadership coup against the 17% PM

      James Meager was unpunished after helping Chris Bishop try to topple Luxon

    • Drowsy M. Kram 3.2

      So, perhaps dealing with this issue might be the making of him.

      Perhaps & might, although if our benighted CEO 'deals' with 'this issue', it'll be a first.

      Theo Spierings' Fonterra payout slammed [RNZ, 16 Aug 2019]
      Former Fonterra chief executive Theo Spierings is under fire for receiving a $4.6 million payout when he left the company last year.

      Simplicity managing director Sam Stubbs said Mr Spierings should give the money back.

      "It would be the honourable thing to do. Of course, there's a contractual obligation there, which means he probably doesn't have to. And given that he's no longer working in New Zealand I wouldn't expect him to.

      "But it would be very nice if he did, given that the decisions he was involved with clearly have, effectively, destroyed so much value over a long period of time."

      Mr Stubbs said the case highlighted a fundamental problem with executive compensation, when someone could receive millions of dollars "at a time when so much farmer value and shareholder value has been lost".

      "Executive compensation" – arise, Sir Chris.

    • Mercurio 3.3

      "So, perhaps dealing with this issue might be the making of him."

      Yes, he dealt with it at his post-caucus stand-up sooooo magnificently:

      "I will not be taking questions."

      Just oozes Prime Ministeriality!

  4. Incognito 4

    Those 5 alleged leakers all are in relatively safe seats!?

    • Blows up the argument that they are just fearful MPs about to lose their seats, doesn't it?

      • Incognito 4.1.1

        The first victim of the civil war in National is truth. Why do National’s shills and spin doctors only call out the names of presumably safe plotters? Is that the tip of the iceberg or the tip of the ice cream?

    • Graeme 4.2

      But also MPs whose careers aren't really going anywhere. Only time we see them is nodding off Luxon's shoulder because no one else will stand there with body language saying that's the last place they want to be, and they don't really agree with what the boss is saying.

      Those nice high four figure majorities must be coveted by some list MPs or those in marginal electorates. Strange thing that National keeps selecting candidates of this calibre when there must be much better out there, certainly has been in Southland where we've been inflicted with a succession of plonkers.

  5. mac1 5

    What's the story with the Chief Whip, Stuart Smith?

    There, but not there, intending to attend and then not attending, spoken for by a release the leader's office and then unobtainable, not at Parliament this afternoon, and then spoken of on RNZ by a former National press secretary as "a shiver without a spine".

    He knows about unseating incumbents, as that was his route to Parliament……..

    • Anne 5.1

      Well, my assumption [for what it is worth] is: he did try to contact Luxon but Luxon dodged his attempts because he already knew what was going on. So Stuart Smith started whining to anyone who would listen which included a journalist or two.

      I doubt he will be Chief Whip for much longer. In fact he might even decide he wants to leave politics so he can spend more time with his family. (sarc.)

    • Drowsy M. Kram 5.2

      Stuart Smith – "a shiver without a spine" – beautiful.

      Live blog: Crunch time for Luxon and the Moany Five at National caucus
      [The Spinoff, 21 April 2026]

      10am
      A message from the prime minister’s office has arrived. “Morning all, Stuart Smith has asked me to pass this comment on to you:

      11am
      The minister for statistics, Scott Simpson, has asked Todd McClay to account for his public statement that he is “one thousand per cent confident” Luxon will lead National into the election. If true, he said, waving a calculator in the air, the many MPs who have expressed one hundred per cent confidence in this matter are left looking disloyal.

      Simpson has clarified that he is a different person to Stuart Smith, who is not attending caucus today due to a longstanding personal appointment.

      12.15am
      A further message from the prime minister’s office. “Hi all, another comment from Stuart Smith:

      12.45pm
      Another message from the PM’s office. “Gidday team, one more comment for you from Stuart Smith:

    • Reported by Coughlan that he was due to attend Caucus meeting and in at 6am at airport.

      The reporters were there, but he didn't turn up, later claiming he had a long standing appointment prior and then added the media speculation was false (after not denying for days)

      The assumption has been Simeon Brown got to the Chief Whip & Simeon Brown didn't deny it when asked

  6. Mark 6

    In election years, when the governing broad church party is being crucified in the polls, it is usually MPs who are lower down the list (and about to become unemployed) who revert to leaks and ancillary scuttlebutt with an aim to bring about leadership change. The 5 MPs in question hardly fit that bill.

    The other interesting factoid was Gerry Brownlee being asked to attend the meeting. That's unusual and suggests the yay/nay vote may have been closer than most people think.

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