Caption contest

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62 comments on “Caption contest”

    1. 3.1

      Yes……..I’m a rich entitled to be richer narcissist……..so what ? Fuck off with your “democracy” loser !

  4. 4

    I’m posing for a PR shot ready for when I’m hailed as the successful destroyer of NZ democracy, and now I’m set to initiate the project going flat-out like a one-armed paperhanger.

  8. 8

    Hunting with Slater is great, all the pigs are attracted to Cam and as you can see I get rather excited watching him root around on all fours.

  9. 9

    Pockets stuffed with campaign contributions, Quisling Mosley prepares to go Galt.

  13. 13

    I love Judith Collins just as much as I love Sarah Palin.

    If it wasn’t for Judith Collins I’d be expecting the police to do an Urewera style terror raid on my compound.

    1. 19.1

      This one?

      “Blow Up Your TV, throw away your paper
      Go to the country, build you a home

      Plant a little garden, eat a lot of peaches
      Try and find Jesus on your own.”

  21. 21

    “I have formed a lose alliance of committed fiscal conservatives” says the home page caption.

    Oh for a Right wing prediction that is right!

  23. 23

    “..i am confident around women..and i like to take long walks on beaches..

    ..and i have a golden labrador..

    ..he’s called ‘buddy’..”

    phillip ure..

  24. 24

    “..i moved out of my house..

    ..’cos i had to turn left when i went out of my driveway..

    ..and ‘this lady is not for turning’..”

    phillip ure..

  25. 25

    You see, you too can turn out like this if you make the right life choices.

    (blleeeaaargh… spew,…. cough, bleeaargh…..

  27. 27

    “I have formed a lose alliance of committed fiscal conservatives”

    I have decided to call it the Front Bone Club.

  37. 37

    “Standing slightly three-quarter makes me look more approachable. Autumn leaves background will symbolise dying of an era yet hope for renewal through my guidance. No tie, too corporate. Slight smile, don’t want to look too stern nor too lightweight. One hand in pocket to look casual, but not both – too casual. Pull slightly at pocket to emphasise package and thus heighten sense of masculine self-reassurance. God, I’m sooooooooooooooo good.”

      1. 37.1.1

        I was trying to find the perfect descriptor for the coat, but men’s fashion is not my area of expertise. Let’s go with, looks smart but not corporate, sly wink to the Fed Farmers demographic?

        2. 37.1.1.2

          Got a bit of a halo thing going on there too….pull in some fundy happy clappers?

  38. 38

    Is that a master strategy to professionalise New Zealand politics with American money and install a cabal of neo conservatives in parliament and the public service, or are you just pleased to see me?

        1. 39.2.1.1

          Fuckn’ hell….I nearly laughed then it dawned on me he might have had a stroke.
          Or did he hit himself with a barbell maybe.

  40. 40

    “..i play in a rightwing village-people tribute band..

    ..we are called..’there is no such thing as a village..people..!’

    ..i am the cop in that band..

    ..we also put music to ayn rand lyrics..

    ..with village-people stylings..

    ..but we have gone a bit neo-punk with our latest one..

    ..it’s called ‘fuck the poor..!”..”

    phillip ure..

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