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That? We tried to change it once.
Well akshually around the world other countries get confused between the New Zealand and Fijian flags and there have been countless times when I have been photographed with the Fijian flag behind me.
Nah. Don’t like. Want to stand in front of this one.
Don’t recognise it at all.
I reckon for another $30million I could get that flag changed. Then I’ll deal with that housing shortage that is bothering so many of the working class
” Fuck, do ya think it is, I can’t tell them apart, any Aussies here, they might know?”.
You’re in Frank’s spot Prime Minister – don’t make him remove you.
^^^^^^ This has to be the winner!
And if you don’t salute it, Winston Peters won’t let you back into NZ.
“I just hate having four-stars when the Aussies are five-stars. It’s not aspirashinull enough for ordinary hard-working Kiwi mum and dads who only care about having a beer with me.”
Your coalition partners went that way.
key told off for weeing on wrong lectern says he thought someone said left turn and he just couldn’t not let go.
I’m still awaiting advice on where I should stand, where’s bloody Hosking when i need him.
Errr. It’s that one over there.
Really ! Seriously !! Oh hang on I remember now, geez I forgot about that being several fiascos back now.
“These lecterns would make great tempory shelters”
‘”Your right, and chuck a flag in each one for warmth and bobs your uncle”
No way ,- not with the housing issue in that country.
“I’m Sorry John the exits that way, Frank says your a bit shit really and he’s decided NZ doesn’t need a dictator, and is heading back on your plane to sort NZ out, and I can assure you, the island hospitality he has lined up for you, is top notch.”
Key looks at the exit confused, “what about Max?” he says.
“We have some big island girls having some romantic trouble who will take Good care of your boy John now off you go.” Replies the Fijian diplomat.
Where is the flag I ordered, I told them I wanted that other one!
National Party announces new leader after election loss.
Do I really have to stand in front of it?
Another fail handshake
Strangest thing, but I think I saw it give you the finger…
Fijian’s to vote on new flag, its either the New Zealand flag, or the old Fijian flag with John Key replacing the traditional coat of arms. Polls have shown John Key’s prescence on the flag would create a stronger blue vibe than the current dull aqua colour.
Something’s a bit off…. the right colours, and there are some stars – but where the hell are the stripes?
Oh that. I Spent 26 million + trying to change it and it wasnt even my money. hows that for keeping my job ?
Do it, Fiji;
For like the hectic in my blood he rages,
And thou must cure me: till I know ’tis done,
Howe’er my haps, my joys were ne’er begun.
That’s the flag that Labour wants to change.
That’s the Fused Anus that spent 26 mill’ to keep what we already had.
Did you wipe your arse on that, John.
John Key: Slightly to the right of Frank Bainamarama
Keys ” You want me to wrap myself in that? Your serious? What is it?”
Who put that there?
I want my corporate rebranding logo.
How else will our overseas TPPA partners know that we are serious about selling out New Zealand’s sovereignty.
And the winner is – is it that obvious?
What’s that doing there?
Didn’t I just spend $27 to get rid of that thing?
Now just before we get started Prime Minister, to avoid any confusion, that is the New Zealand flag.
Really?
Are you sure?
I thought it was the Australian one.
I really can’t tell the difference.
Silly me.
You are supposed to be standing in front of that flag.
Really? I don’t do detail, I have advisors for that.
You can come out now, Paula. They’ve gone.
I like it
NO no I’m in the right place, me and my unlawyer pooled our “blind” trusts and bought Fiji (soon to be renamed Little Hawaii) last week.
oh quick look PM, over there, oh you missed it again..it was a Flying Squad………flypast
No, PM,,,,that;s a flag……..that’s not the PM of Fiji….you didn’t keep your apt at spec savers did you, or is your selective seeing that is kicking in again?
No PM, that one over there is our Flag of Hide Behind, Convenience.
NO PM! Sorry this time we cant salute and sing the star bangled banner, that’s only in private…..Remember?
NO PM! Sorry this time we cant salute and sing the star bangled banner, that’s only in private…..Remember?
Dresden, Germany…..Bilderberg Org, invite unknown wannabe as warm up man.
NZ police install camera,,the latest technology for detecting lies and bullshit.
Antiques Road Show NZ….”Ok lot number 1, how much am i bid for this flag i have abused,,,,,,who will start me at £10,,,,thank you sir,,,,,,,,,any other offers??
“No Prime Minister, you cannot give that one to Frank. He doesn’t want it.”
or
“Is that the last one? Honestly? I thought we’d got rid of them all!”
or
Look . . . how many times do I need to tell you . . . stand over there. That one’s ours, not the light blue.”
or
“For fuck’s sake! Are there still some of them left?”
or
“Look, it’ll be OK. It’s leaning to the right, can’t you see?”
or
“If you look closely you’ll notice that our pole is a few millimetres taller. It’ll show up when they film from over there.”