Caption contest

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  1. 1

    Sorry girls, no equal rights for you. How about a party instead, that’s what you poofs, I mean queers, I mean faggots, I mean gays like isn’t it, parties?

      1. 1.1.1

        Thanks Carol,tray her harsh in hindsight but Key’s ‘parade and pony show’ has made me very, very angry. I don’t want a fucking float, John, I want equal rights.

  4. 4

    Does this shirt make me look fat?

    Never mind the shirt, I’ve got just the hair-piece that would solve all your comb-over issues.

  5. 5

    Pst John, they are cross-dressing drag queens and not the typical gay male. But that typical of National to push a misleading stereotype.

    2. 8.2

      Um Burt the Labour Party would be proud to have them as members. After all they are human and community minded and want to make the world a better place. Unlike the tosser in blue …

        1. 8.2.1.1

          the Labour Party would be proud to have them as members

          But, like many people who formerly voted for the Labour Party, they now seem rather taken with Mr Key.

    1. 9.1

      It’s actually a point of pride for New Zealand that the first transsexual to ever win an electorate and a seat in a parliament anywhere in the world was a member of the 5th Labour government.

      But I guess you’re just scared of people who are different from you. How does it make you feel to see Key chumming it up people whom you abhor?

      1. 9.1.1

        Off topic, but on with your response..

        I’m not sure using GB , as and example of “a source of pride” given the stink that surrounded her and still does is sound!

    2. 9.2

      Yeah and didn’t Georgina beat that arse Paul Henry to get into Parliament. He’d would be your idea of a real man’s man eh Blue.

  11. 11

    “I think this check shirt makes me look stylish because my advisers said it would. Now check this dentistry!”
    “Cut…cut! – Listen John this is this last time, you’re supposed to say “Check my vasectomy!” – [sotto voce] can somebody tell me why I have to work with this estupido!”

  26. 26

    John Key studiously thinks one down so as to not cream himself at the thought of what this will do to his cachet within this voter bloc.

  29. 29

    “Nice necklaces girls – of course I’ve got a real one made by Cartier of Te Atatu at home, Chris Cartier!!”

    “NOOOOO!!!That’s Chris CARTER, John!”

    “Soooooo, does that mean it won’t be real diamonds then?”

  38. 38

    Those aren’t real are they, darlings? I like to keep a breast of constructs that reflect my policies and belief system.

      1. 39.1.1

        You lefties are so quick to judge arn’t you (feeling a little guilty perhaps…), where did I suggest being gays a bad thing (for that matter they may not actually be gay so you shouldn’t be assuming) all I suggested is that they’re part of Labours intake

        2. 39.1.1.2

          gee, the carmen impersonator has tight buns!!! my hand’s stuck..

          and get life would you chris…. you’ve become predictable…

  41. 41

    One of these individuals is all about misrepresentation and attempting to deceive the eye of the beholder with the superficial and cosmetic. The others are 4 guys in drag.

  45. 45

    “Mr Key, when are you going to legislate for adoption reform, same-sex marriage and an end to discrimination against the transgender community?”

    (Key says nothing, grins inanely and waves.)

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