Caption contest

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   This one’s for John Key – he’s been taking the piss out of New Zealand for too long – so here John it’s a pint and it’s on me.
2. 2

   in the kindom of the anally retented carrots the one eyed parsnip is king!
3. 3

   It was very noisy and like Paul Quinn last week I must have misheard. I thought he said “plonking”.
4. 4

   Peter Dunne – as thick as two short planks.
5. 5

   Backdoor Wenches!

   “Feel’s better than fucking the welfare state.”

   Insert credit to the original planker please.

   “This is when that hair gel comes in handy.”

   Dunne tries to outdo Rodney’s dancing antics.

   Dog lies down on request.
6. 6

   “I’ll make myself useful until November and then choose so that I remain in Government.
7. 7

   Plankingwood, at least it is original when it comes to a sign.
8. 8

   They called you a w*nker not a planker.
9. 9

   Dunne demonstrates the how to make the most of American Pie.
10. 10

    Knowing his number’s up in November Dunne decided to fall back on that refuge of has-beens and demonstrated some moves from his new exercise video.
11. 11

    That’s the trouble with being a sole MP. You have to do it by yourself.
    1. 11.1

       Winner!
12. 12

    Having suddenly realised that the Back Benches set lacked ‘The Worm’, Dunne promptly acted out his relevance-ratings trend for the live audience.
13. 13

    Pete Done has done it again. He has shown to be a bit of a pretentious stuntman! This time he risked hurting his precious part down under by lying flat of this piece of furniture. I wonder whether his libido and fertility have been detrimentally affected. May be an application to ACC (or the future private competitors) is in preparation?
14. 14

    Peter Dunne getting a feel for lying on Park Benches after he is made redundant in November.
15. 15

    Peter Dunne demonstrates what asset sales will really mean, for most of us.
16. 16

    Not satisfied with the level of effective cuts in this year’s budget, Peter Dunne flatlines himself.
17. 17

    Get used to it NZ, imagine me as this Govt. and the table as you!!!!
    We’re on top & you’re fucked!!!
18. 18

    Peter Dunne getting ready for Annette Kings next party
19. 19

    Memeologiosts: Video evidence proves planking not cool.

    “Peter Dunne; case closed. Just fucking stop it already”
20. 20

    I’m so tired.
21. 21

    Back Benches changes its name to “No Back Bone”
22. 22

    This how me and Graham Capill would do it at Christian Heritage Party Do’s
23. 23

    Peter illustrates his understanding of cultural sensitivity by not sitting on the table.
24. 24

    Everyone down! Dunnes ass is gonna blow !
25. 25

    Follically and intellectually challenged, Dunne, following advice from the PM & his son, allows himself to be manipulated in public.
26. 26

    Ok we have a plank now who will walk it.
27. 27

    In a predictable pre-election move, Dunne attempts to span the political spectrum.
    1. 27.1

       excellent, +1 🙂
28. 28

    United Party Leader and sole MP Peter Dunne gives a display of the entire party participating in group sex (missionary style of course).
29. 29

    What a ‘Planker’!!
30. 30

    Practical lesson by a Dunne unit
31. 31

    A plank a day will keep National at bay
32. 32

    Peter Dunne tries desperately to grab more cheap publicity after he reads the latest Ohariu-Belmont micropoll ratings showing Charles Chauvel well in front!

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