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This is what being in National does to you.
“We’d like you each to buy 10 bottles of snake-oil politics to serve to the electorates for Nov 26.”
Ayo John. if i smile with my mouth closed and wave with only one hand, no one will see my nice teeth and freshly manicured hands.
It’s important that Maori aspire to having nice teeth and soft hands. Don’t you think ?…tee hee hee
captcha : aiming (high)
and that kiddies is how the vulgarians won the last election!
“I have found something funny so I am laughing”
John put his hands on my breasts like this and I said “You’ve got my vote Big Boy!”.
Captcha – feel (as in cop a …)
I became one of the jokers Hench men, and now look at me.
My elders didn’t like it, but I just laughed in their faces.
If it wasn’t for the Prozac, those protestors would be really getting on my tits.
Then Petrobras gave me a new smile. Ha ha ha!
My arse is still warm… I love my BMW.
“Now I’ve passed Cackling 101 and perfected the “Wicked Witch” pose, I’m allowed to use the broomstick Helen left behind when she went to New York”.
Just what Labour needs – a nasty little ‘obbit who hates women. Go and play on the road Widerstrom.
Yes, my little anonymous pop psychologist, you’ve got me – I hate women. All those thousands being spent round the world on analysts when people could simply post a one line satirical blog comment and you’ll give them a personality profile based on your vast knowledge of human pyschology gained… where exactly?
But what ever do you mean “just what Labour needs”? The last time I was hired to consult to them was 1996.
“… so I was picking myself up off Bellamy’s floor like this and that’s when Gerry told me I was the one who was going to handle the media about Deepwater deep water drilling! I was like, ‘what the hell if, you get Simon to do a headstand on the table I’ll do it’ – he’s game for anything after a few, but gets pissed off the next day … “
I look a bit stupid cause I didn’t read the label before sampling. What is in that stuff? I’ll take two bottles, the large bottles.
I want benefits cut by ten per cent you hear?
Read these digits possums!
Oooh, those tax cuts get in, don’t they?
Just feel how soft my hands are after the application of that most wonderful of substances, tax cuts funded by the poor.
This is how big John’s head will be if we win the election.
Woohoo! Did you hear? I’ve made it to [the] Cabinet!
No No No you filthy Poor drink from the Gutter not our nice bar, SHOO shoo.
She had just read Red Alert.
Rotten month shows in iPredict
• National forecast to govern alone – even if Act and UnitedFuture leave Parliament and NZ First reaches 5%
We don’t serve beneficiaries
I used to be on my knees like this for twelve hours a day, now I get perks.
Then I said the deficit was this big, and they believed me.
You mean I get my own very slave, wonderful!
I’ve been getting specialist skin treatment, you’d hardly know I was Maori.
When we cut, cut and cut some more, they will scream like this.
I look at my bank balance and it doesn’t matter that I’m a Kupapa!
It’s not even her you have to worry about; it’s the backers behind the killer drink…
‘I remember as a kid, we used to watch Tommy Cooper.
Ee, it wer a laugh.
He’d go, “Just like that!” I think. No his hands, were lower – but baa gum, it were a laugh… it breaks me up when I think of it, even now.’
First we send the navy and police. If that doesn’t deter the protesters, we send the SAS to break their necks.
30 thousands shares in Petrobras, or was that 100… I’m so ecstatic I can’t remember.
Wow! Thanks Johny, my new gestapo uniform looks great!
Parata, the new smiling face of fascism.
Then I had my slave lick my gestapo boots clean, wonderful!
Look! There’s no blood left on my hands.
My bank balance makes even the biggest oil spill look beautiful.
I never knew lying felt so good.
“Tim, Murray, what’ll it be? Got your ministerial credit cards with you? Good. It’s for your mini bar eh. As John says, Ministers have the right to have a drink from their mini-bar”.
“Labours polling at what ? (insert HUGE laugh) Malarious”
My three oil spill disaster recovery boats are this big.
Paula is a lot stronger than me. She can hold it a… lot …lo … longer … thannnn… me …uh… uh! Oh f#*k I dropped it. Sod it she can have the
job in the soup kitchen… that lot ‘re closer to her roots anyway…