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PM gets good head at vege convention.
One vege communicating with another
John meets the new Blue-Green candidate.
John Key said he’s “not personally opposed to broccoli,” having previously declined to publicly state his opinion on the subject.
Look at me, I’m a wanker.
“A broccoli in the hand is better than George W. Bush.”
Rich guy with neck-tie made of pure gold donates what he believes should keep food-bank well stocked for six months.
Fuckwit finally finds someone who believes his policies are working for the whole country.
Border control release photo of suspect wanted in relation to the import of Queensland fruit fly.
PM presents evidence he believes will prove his best friend John Banks did not come up the river on a gabbage boat.
New figures released by PM prove his policies are delivering growth.
PM inspects the item found inside his Finance Ministers skull.
Mr Key denies holding onto broccoli. Claims that it was a Trevor Mallard Dirty Trick.
Key temporarily caught without his maids, chef or butler is baffled by raw vegetable.
Key refutes claims that he came up the river on a broccoli boat.
“is this microphone on?”
No caption required. Self explanatory.
Yes my green friend, you can replace John Banks as my number one Vital Vegetable.
Only one of these is good for your health.
I don’t know about Vital, but Key’s definitely a Vegetable..
“Frankly, the way it’s going at the moment you can have the job”
The ideal Voter ! Now we just to breed a few thousand more..
“Flies in the face of Common Sense”
Straighten up and fly right
“Heart ache! heaaaart ache. hits ya its when too late, hits ya when ya dooooown….LOL WUT! This aint the Parnell Millionaires Karoake Club…………sheeesh man, I’m losing it”
John Key with the Minister of Finance who put together his last 2 budgets.
Head of broccoli announced as Keys successor.
Key not ruling out talking to Greens.
The best photo op Keys team could find.
Key tries to lure back expats.
Ceremony to appoint new Minister of Economic Development goes off without a hitch.
Key thanks god he’s not holding a carrot.
“I’m allergic to anti-cancerous foods,” Key said.
Key consults with National’s top advisor.
One of these is an unthinking vegetable.
The other is broccoli.
I love this one from fustercluck!! I could never better this!
Check 1-2, 1-2…is this thing even plugged in ?
hahaha it feels so funny to touch such a hard thing.
Worlds dumbest drug buyer gets ripped off buying heads.
Worlds dumbest PM swaps country for greenbacks.
Key inspects what he earnt under new performance-based-pay rules.
Key shows Epsom voters the candidate he wants them to vote for.
Fuckwit expecting a Knighthood gets what he really deserves.
When you said you’d give me head…
Lizard contemplates change in diet.
Key finally cleans ears out.
Runner-up in best vegetable competition.
Candid camera reveal PM to be a joke.
Hey Key-Baby! The name’s Brocolli, just call me Cubby! Now I wants ta know, can I get in on dat Warner Brudder’s deal? – I gotz heaps a Bond films idees! You can even have a big role in “Casino Royale”, I can even change da name to “Sky City Scam” – how does Chief Villain grab yuz?”
Well this one hasn’t been eaten by the fruit fly that our cut-backs let in….
Just like the economy this will be more efficient if we let the little bits on the top fall off and we just keep the big stalk.
Now remind me, which one of the vegetable are you? Jonathan? Maurice? Nathan?
Hey good looking, you are far more delicious than that cabbage John Banks
Herald replaces “Spot the Ball” competition with “Spot the vegetable.”
Key proudly displays the contents of his recent cranial procedure.
John Key reveals totem vegetable.
After seeing the media attention given to John Banks and his cabbages, John Key’s advisers organized the public display of his attention grabbing totem…
The broccoli and his friend were walking down the road when public opinion fell on them
An ambulance rushed them off to the hospital where they immediately went into surgery.
Finally the doctor emerged and approached the public who had been anxiously awaiting news.
“Tell me Doc, how are they?”
The doctor replied, “I’ve got some good news and some bad news.
The good news is the broccoli is going to live.
The bad news is we’re pretty sure his friend will remain a vegetable for the rest of his life.
Alas, poor Banksy ! I knew him, Gerry: a fellow
of infinite “I cant remember”, of most excellent fancy: he hath
borne me a cup a tea a thousand times; and now, how
abhorred in my imagination it is! my gorge rims at
it. Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know
not how oft. Where be your gibes now? your
gambols? your anonymous donations? your flashes of credit,
that were wont to set the table on a roar? Not one
now, to mock your own grinning? quite chap-fallen?
Alas indeed hell 🙂
I suppose i better get used to cuddling up to the greens as it will be my only chance at knighthood is to get a third term!
This acid is awesome! The ice cream tastes funny though…
“Hey Bill ,you know the difference between this and snot ? ”
“I never eat broccoli “.
Is this NZ grown veg?
Banksy, you know I can’t continue having a vegetable such as you as a Minister.
But anyway I thought you said cabbage, not broccoli!
John Key meets his intellectual match.
Intellectually, neither had the upper hand.
Key contemplates new toupee.
I prefer my veges raw, straight from the earth, covered in minerals and high grade oil.
Most of the people that voted for me had brains smaller than this.
He ain’t heavy, he’s my brother.
PM announces all beneficiaries must eat the genetically modified broccoli for research purposes.
PM announces that any beneficiaries who become ill after eating GM broccoli will be denied treatment at public hospitals.
Gag me with a spoon, is this what they acshully eat?
Key ponders return to investment banking.
Who needs fiscal responsibility when I’ve got this.
God I wish I was holding a trottie!
pm contemplates industry award for his convincing proof of the Peter Principle
Pity I was never a bride.
Bugger, this broccoli doesn’t seem to be working for me the way it did for the women in the PETA Super bowl ad.